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Song Parodies -> "Long Haired Covid Boy"
Original Song Title:
"Long Haired Country Boy"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Charlie Daniels
Parody Song Title:
"Long Haired Covid Boy"
Parody Written by:
Truck McGraw
The Lyrics
Yee Haw! How ya doin' out there? Here’s a little advice for all you
Anti-vaccers out there...
Verse 1
Well these Covid conspiracies just don’t make sense
Seems it’s all about your freedom, at my expense
Ya found something on YouTube all the doctors musta missed
Like a cure using horse meds that’ll only give you the shits
CHORUS:
We’re all tired of the masks and proving we ain’t sick
But Big Pharma has the answer so quit being such a dick
If you don’t want to keep on living
Leave us alone and stay the fuck at home
Verse 2
Well I suppose you still think that mother earth is flat
And we should all be wearing those little tinfoil hats
You’re as stubborn as a mule and dumber than a horse
So take your Ivermectin and let Covid run its course
Verse 3
Bill Gates wants you jabbed so he can implant that chip
‘Cause he wants to track you when you take that final trip
And since you think that Covid doesn't exist
The science is so screwed up, man you must be pissed!
Verse 4
It’ll spread from them cell towers that are using that 5G
Congratuations on that School of Morons degree
A virus that can travel through a telephone network?
The proof is in pudding that you’re one dumb fucking jerk
Verse 5
But it’s your lucky day now, we found these miracle pills
They’ll cure Covid19 and all your other ills
They might look like jelly beans, but are worth every penny
A hundred bucks a pop, you just let us know how many!
Yehaw, Y'all take care now ya hear?
Anti-vaccers out there...
Verse 1
Well these Covid conspiracies just don’t make sense
Seems it’s all about your freedom, at my expense
Ya found something on YouTube all the doctors musta missed
Like a cure using horse meds that’ll only give you the shits
CHORUS:
We’re all tired of the masks and proving we ain’t sick
But Big Pharma has the answer so quit being such a dick
If you don’t want to keep on living
Leave us alone and stay the fuck at home
Verse 2
Well I suppose you still think that mother earth is flat
And we should all be wearing those little tinfoil hats
You’re as stubborn as a mule and dumber than a horse
So take your Ivermectin and let Covid run its course
Verse 3
Bill Gates wants you jabbed so he can implant that chip
‘Cause he wants to track you when you take that final trip
And since you think that Covid doesn't exist
The science is so screwed up, man you must be pissed!
Verse 4
It’ll spread from them cell towers that are using that 5G
Congratuations on that School of Morons degree
A virus that can travel through a telephone network?
The proof is in pudding that you’re one dumb fucking jerk
Verse 5
But it’s your lucky day now, we found these miracle pills
They’ll cure Covid19 and all your other ills
They might look like jelly beans, but are worth every penny
A hundred bucks a pop, you just let us know how many!
Yehaw, Y'all take care now ya hear?
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Nice strawmen and ad hominems. Who do you needle-rape supporters think you're fooling?
...of "two weeks to flatten the curve."
Why oh why won't you stupid hicks listen to your moral superiors anymore!?
Why oh why won't you stupid hicks listen to your moral superiors anymore!?
Absconding from Howard Springs isn’t just dangerous—it is incredibly stupid. Because we will catch you and there will be consequences.
you don get jabbed, you a danger to us dat do. An maff is raycis!
All you anti-vaxxing idiots need to lie on a gurney gasping for air and screaming "I WISH I HAD GOTTEN THE VACCINE". I wonder what you clowns would say to the families of the deceased? Ignorance is strength! Freedom is slavery! Patriotism is treason! Fauci is science!
There’s not going to be an endpoint to this vaccination program.
They are NOT concentration camps! They're quarantine facilities; and when you nig— ...er, you ABORIGINALS get locked up in them, you deserve it!
"Put this in your body, or you're fired, beyatch!"
Stop laughing at us, dammit! BILLIONS of you peons are gonna DIE of Corona if you don't do what we say... just like you did from the new ice age in 1980... and the great heterosexual AIDS epidemic in 1990... and mass starvation in 2000... and global warming in 2010... and the end of net neutrality in 2018!
Those stupid anti-vaxxers keep saying those of us who are promoting mRNA vaccines are rape supporters and child abusers and violent totalitarian thugs... WHICH IS NOT TRUE, AND I WILL FAUCING TEAR YOU LIMB FROM LIMB AND RAPE YOUR WHOLE FAUCING FAMILY AND BURN DOWN YOUR FAUCING HOUSE IF YOU SAY OTHERWISE!!!
I'm all right!
Don't pretend worry 'bout me!
Why you try'n'a gimme a fright?
Why can't you just let me be?
Don't pretend worry 'bout me!
Why you try'n'a gimme a fright?
Why can't you just let me be?
You vaxxed people are ALL GONNA DIE unless we FORCE our safe and effective vaccine on the unvaxxed!
“With Omicron cases doubling every two days, is it time to make vaccines mandatory?”
11% YES
89% NO
11% YES
89% NO
...and isn't it MORONIC?
Don't you think?
Don't you think?
As long as we're speaking about stupid anti-vaxxers, lets talk about the dumbest ones of all. Why is it that nurses are quitting en mass from their jobs rather than take the jab. Is it because their 20 months experience on the front lines of the Covid pandemic has made them STOOPID? Its made these STOOPID people believe "conspiracy notions" like ... Vaxxed patients are just as vulnerable to dying from Covid Delta as the (shudder) unvaxxed. Even more stupid, they say that doctors are undereporting vaccine deaths and injuries by a huge margin ... And, inasmuch as most of them have caught the bug from being in the middle of it all for 20 months and have superior natural immunity, it seems to them to be the height of insanity to drive them away from their jobs and create massive shortages of caretakers in the middle of a public health emergency. But I guess that just shows how STOOPID they are
Nurses are TIRED of fighting the STOOPID people. Incidentally, I am the real Libby and did not post the doubly-posted comment above.
Yeah, STOOPID people like Libby the leftard loser here.
Someone above posted a comment that I did not write using my name. I have reported the incident to the site administrators.
I can see that somebody is using the immature term 'leftard' here. People who use terminology like that word, 'cuck' or 'Skippy' are disciples of der Fuehrer Traitor Donald Douchebag TrumpChump and are STOOPID losers. Such people should be ignored because they have no respect for anyone, not even themselves and they NO PLACE in a civilized social setting or a discussion group whatsoever. And any response from a TrumpLover to this will only AMPLIFY and further prove how immature, churlish and STOOOPID they truly are.
What a stupid Biden-rectum-sucking vaxcist lefturd FAUCHOLE I am.
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