Ol' Dubya went down to Georgia,
he was lookin for a state to steal
he was in a bind, cause he didn't find,
the weapons, from his big speil

and when he came across this young man
lookin at his pay stub, and countin his lot,
ol Georgie jumped of a barrel of oil,
and said "Boy lemme tell you what"

I guess you didn't know it,
but I'm a worker too,
and a vote for me,
and you will see
a tax cut here, or two

now you seem pretty smart there, son,
but give the "dub" his due
when it comes to lies
of incredible size,
I bet I'm better'n you


the boy said "my name's Tongy,
and though it just aint right,
but I think you lie, I'm a parody guy
you'll see at amiright

tongy sharpen up your wit, and take aim at the shrub
cause hell's broke loose in America, and the cards are dealt by "dub"
and if you write some songs, you'll see your message will be told
and if you do, your story won't get old...


Old Dubya opened up his case,
and said I'll tell the first
and bullshit spewed from his pie hole
and it sounded true at first

and as he outlined all his weapons things
he talked of that and this
and Colin Powell soon joined in.
"and said Son, lemme show you this"

When Old dubya finished, Tongy said
you're full of shit, old son,
my parodies for the world I'll share
and this is number one

(chorus)
Come on the democrats, one by one,
lets get rid of this lousy scum
sendin in the troops is the wrong way so,
kickin out the midget in 004'


Old Dubya bowed his head,
cause he knew that he's been beat
a Parody by old Tongy
has some substance, and some beat

Tongy said, Dubya, don't come back
and try again,
cause when it comes to writing parodies,
I'm the best that's ever been

(chorus)
Come on the democrats, one by one,
lets get rid of this lousy scum
sendin in the troops is the wrong way so,
kickin out the midget in 004'