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Song Parodies -> "I Want You to Walk Me (the dog song)"

Original Song Title:

"I Want You to Want Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cheap Trick

Parody Song Title:

"I Want You to Walk Me (the dog song)"

Parody Written by:

Karl Doug

The Lyrics

This one's for my dog, Biscuits!
I want you to walk me
I need you to feed me
I'm lovin' you so pet me
I'm beggin' you to feed me
I want you to walk me
I need you to feed me
I'm lovin' you so pet me
I'm beggin' you to feed me
So go grab the old brown leash
Go get on your shirt
Get home early from work
And say that you'll walk me

Didn't I, didn't I, didn't I tell you 'walk me'?
Oh, didn't I, didn't I, didn't I tell you 'walk me'?
If your feeling all alone without a friend you know you feel like dying
Oh, didn't I, didn't I, didn't I tell you 'walk me'?


I want you to walk me
I need you to feed me
I'm lovin' you so pet me
I'm beggin' you to feed me
So go grab the old brown leash
Go get on your shirt
Get home early from work
And say that you'll walk me

Didn't I, didn't I, didn't I tell you 'walk me'?
Oh, didn't I, didn't I, didn't I tell you 'walk me'?
If your feeling all alone without a friend you know you feel like dying
Oh, didn't I, didn't I, didn't I tell you 'walk me'?

I want you to walk me
I need you to feed me
I'm lovin' you so pet me
I'm beggin' you to feed me
I want you to walk me
I want you to walk me
I want you to walk me
I want you to walk me

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 5

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Claude Prez - April 29, 2003 - Report this comment
I liked this and would've given fives if you'd changed the second "feed" to "breed". Just a thought.
David Pratter - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
I used to have a dog and she would jump with excitement and run right out the door with me if I ever said the word "WALK"! I know dogs really love the exercise and this song definitely can relate to that! You have to give your dog as much attention as possible, right now I'm visiting my uncle and he has six dogs who frequently demand my attention. He asks me to feed them really often. You should read my dirty parody of the original song on whatfreaks.com.

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