Amiright Jones, I got an Amiright Jones
Got an Amiright Jones, oh baby, oo-oo-ooo

Yes, I am the victim of an Amiright Jones
Ever since I was a little baby, I always be writin'
In fact, I was the baddest writer in the whole neighborhood
Then one day, I had discovered Amiright
And I went on Amiright
I looked at Amiright and submitted every day
That Amiright was an artistic muse to me

I even go on Amiright when I am at work
Maybe that's why I can't keep a job
I need help, ladies and gentlemen
I need someone to stand behind me
I need, I need someone to give me all fives for every song I submit
So I feel much better
About my abilities in creative writing
And receive further inspiration
Royce and Merry, help me out

{Royce and Merry song repeatedly...}
(Amiright Jones, I got an Amiright Jones)
(I got an Amiright Jones, oh baby, oo-oo-ooo)

{while Tim Hall sings/speaks...}
Oh, that sounds so sweet
Submit it
C'mon Rick Duncan, Johnny D, parody with me
(Amiright Jones, I got an Amiright Jones)
(I got an Amiright Jones, oh baby, oo-oo-ooo)
That be bad, Johnny and Rick
Yeah
I want everybody on the whole site to submit a parody with us
Oh yeah, submit it like you're proud
All right, everybody all over the world, submit with us
Guy DiRito, submit with us
Mike Pacholek, submit with us
Please Doreen, submit somethin'

Oh, it feels so good
Gimme the pen
I'll write one-on-one against the site, left-handed
I could write about George Bush like William Tong
I could parody Desolation Row, maintain interest, for ten plus minutes
I could, I could phrase like Bob Dylan
I got more rhymes than Mother Goose
I'm bad I could write just like Weird Al
I'm logging online. Try to beat me.
You can't beat me 'cause I got an Amiright Jones
Here I come. There's my Uranus parody
Yeah, I could write songs with my nose
I'm, I'm bad as the Florios, gimme the pen I'm hot, I'm hot as...,
I'm hot as..., I'm hot as... uh Uh, uh, uh, uh

(Amiright Jones, I got an Amiright Jones, I got an Amiright Jones, Amiright Jones)