LeBron James-I'm LeBron James, Yes My Name's LeBron James. The King LeBron James oo-oo-ooh. Yes I'm the great one, LeBron James! Ever Since I was born I's always be dribblin'. In fac I was the baddest dribbler in all o' Akron! Then one day, I played for St. Vincent-St. Mary's and I found a basketball. So I took that basketball home wit me. That basketball was like a basketball to me. I loved it so much, I married it. I don't need help ladies and germs, I can play the L. A. Lakers by myself! Shaquelle O'Neal's got nuttin' around free-throws. I need no one to pass to. I got Nike, Sprite, and even that advertisement by the popcorn machine. But cheerleaders, sing for me. I'll drink champange in yer shoes.

Cheerleaders-King LeBron James, He's King LeBron James. The Great LeBron James. Ooo-oo-ooh.

Lebron-C'mon Paul Silas and Z Sing along! Yo go Z! I want everyone in the Q to sing along! Sing it like yous in the shower! All Right Everyone watching this game coast-to-coast sing! Magic Johnson Sing Wit Us! Michael Jordan Sing along wit us! Larry Bird...

Larry Bird-I'm not Gonna Sing!

LeBron-Very Well. Give me tha ball! I'll go one-on-five against Dallas. I could beat Chicago left-handed. I could give Boston a new revolution! I could dribble behind my back! I gots mores moves than Ex-Lax! I'm all that! I could dribble wit my tounge! Orlando will have no magic after playin' me! You can't stop me 'cause I'm LeBron James B***h! Here I come, live on your television! Yeah I could dribble with my own thing, but I could get arested. I'll let Dennis Rodman do that! I'm the newest thing next to sliced bread!

Crowd-King LeBron James, He's King LeBron James. The Great LeBron James baby! Ooo-oo-ooh!