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Song Parodies -> "Star Wars Fan"
Original Song Title:
"Working Class Man"
Original Performer:
Cold Chisel
Parody Song Title:
"Star Wars Fan"
Parody Written by:
Steven Cavanagh
The Lyrics
Written for the Episode III line party at Sydney's Fox Studios on the 19th.
Lives his life inside a movie
wants to be a Jedi Knight
and all his friends, think that there's no chance
that he'll ever get a life
whoa oh oh oh, he's a star wars fan
Well he's a Jedi disciple
Wears a trooper suit to bed
has all the action figures
and a shrine to Boba Fett
whoa oh oh oh, he's a star wars fan
He has named his dog Chewbacca
back when he was a kid
blew up his model x-wing, and froze
Han Solo in the fridge
And he waves around a broomstick like
a Dark Lord of the Sith
oh, he's a star wars fan
Well he loves a Star Wars woman
And one freezing winter night
cut a horse's stomach open
And they spent the night inside.
He ain't worried about tomorrow,
Episode 3 will be fine
Cause he read the spoilers on the net
and George got it right this time
whoa oh oh oh, he's a star wars fan
whoa oh oh oh, he's a star wars fan
oh yeah,
yes he is (repeat ad lib)
wants to be a Jedi Knight
and all his friends, think that there's no chance
that he'll ever get a life
whoa oh oh oh, he's a star wars fan
Well he's a Jedi disciple
Wears a trooper suit to bed
has all the action figures
and a shrine to Boba Fett
whoa oh oh oh, he's a star wars fan
He has named his dog Chewbacca
back when he was a kid
blew up his model x-wing, and froze
Han Solo in the fridge
And he waves around a broomstick like
a Dark Lord of the Sith
oh, he's a star wars fan
Well he loves a Star Wars woman
And one freezing winter night
cut a horse's stomach open
And they spent the night inside.
He ain't worried about tomorrow,
Episode 3 will be fine
Cause he read the spoilers on the net
and George got it right this time
whoa oh oh oh, he's a star wars fan
whoa oh oh oh, he's a star wars fan
oh yeah,
yes he is (repeat ad lib)
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Good this is. Fives you get.
I didn't know Sith Lords waved broomsticks around...555
Well, Australia being closer to the International Date Line, you can see it sooner than the rest of us. Legally, anyway.
Loved it. I'm directing all my other SW-oriented friends here!
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