-> "One Ex Lawyer"
Original Song Title:
"One Tin Soldier"
Parody Song Title:
"One Ex Lawyer"
The Lyrics
Listen people to a warning
Heed the words I have to say
About a Preacher from Topeka
Who hates anyone who's gay
Hides behind a false religion
Jesus wouldn't recognize
Wrapped up in a queer obsession
Just a faggot in disguise?
Go ahead and hate your country
Go ahead and burn a flag
Desecrate a soldier's funeral
Call the Pope a flaming fag
The Day of Reckoning is coming
God will have His say
After preaching his last sermon
One ex-lawyer rides away
To the town of Tonganoxie
Preacher and his family came
To mock the death of one young soldier
At a high school football game
Came a valiant group of bikers
Met the Preacher at the gate
Revved the engines of their Harley's
Drowning out his words of hate
Go ahead and hate your country
Go ahead and burn a flag
Desecrate a soldier's funeral
Call the Pope a flaming fag
The Day of Reckoning is coming
God will have His say
After preaching one last sermon
One ex-lawyer rides away
One by one the legislatures
Sent a message to the Preach
Placing grieving families' sorrows
Far beyond this bigot's reach
Came the answer from the Preacher
With our buddies we will sue
He'd become the latest darling
Of the damned ACLU
Go ahead and hate your country
Go ahead and burn a flag
Desecrate a soldier's funeral
Call the Pope a flaming fag
The Day of Reckoning is coming
God will have His say
After preaching his last sermon
One ex-lawyer rides away
(repeat)
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