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Song Parodies -> "Loose Mary"
Original Song Title:
"Proud Mary"
Original Performer:
Creedance Clearwater Revival
Parody Song Title:
"Loose Mary"
Parody Written by:
Stella Baker
The Lyrics
Left my good job in the City
Working in a bank nine to five every weekday
And I've never made so much money
As the wad of banknotes I make today
The calls keep on coming
My knickers I keep dropping
Keeping, keeping, keeping punters happy
I was a bingo caller in Sheffield
Worked in a Little Chef outside Milton Keynes
Then I got a job in London in the City
From this bank manager in the nightclub scene
Men just keep on coming
My knickers I keep dropping
Keeping, keeping, keeping punters happy
I'm looking for a woman to help me
I tell you this is a better way to live
You don't have to worry anytime about the money
Men who come for pleasure are happy to give
The calls keep on coming
My knickers I keep dropping
Keeping, keeping, keeping punters happy
Keeping, keeping, keeping punters happy
Working in a bank nine to five every weekday
And I've never made so much money
As the wad of banknotes I make today
The calls keep on coming
My knickers I keep dropping
Keeping, keeping, keeping punters happy
I was a bingo caller in Sheffield
Worked in a Little Chef outside Milton Keynes
Then I got a job in London in the City
From this bank manager in the nightclub scene
Men just keep on coming
My knickers I keep dropping
Keeping, keeping, keeping punters happy
I'm looking for a woman to help me
I tell you this is a better way to live
You don't have to worry anytime about the money
Men who come for pleasure are happy to give
The calls keep on coming
My knickers I keep dropping
Keeping, keeping, keeping punters happy
Keeping, keeping, keeping punters happy
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If you set up your own bank on the "Hey-Man Islands" you could combine business with pleasure!
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