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Song Parodies -> "Sit Too Long Before I Go ( The Dry Poop Song)"
Original Song Title:
"Just A Song Before I Go"
Original Performer:
Crosby Stills And Nash
Parody Song Title:
"Sit Too Long Before I Go ( The Dry Poop Song)"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
sit too long before I go,
my colon is concerned
then it comes, the rasping sound,
my butthole really burns
when the flow was over,
I had to flush it down
and then I wiped up my back door
it smelled, and I just frowned
it felt just like a suitcase
I hate them when they're dry
I did one at the airport
brought tears to people's eyes
anal insecurity,
I held it in too long
I finally turtled out that log
a flush and it was gone
sit too long before I go,
my colon is concerned
then it comes, the rasping sound,
my butthole really burns
my colon is concerned
then it comes, the rasping sound,
my butthole really burns
when the flow was over,
I had to flush it down
and then I wiped up my back door
it smelled, and I just frowned
it felt just like a suitcase
I hate them when they're dry
I did one at the airport
brought tears to people's eyes
anal insecurity,
I held it in too long
I finally turtled out that log
a flush and it was gone
sit too long before I go,
my colon is concerned
then it comes, the rasping sound,
my butthole really burns
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This is a wonderful song for excretory parodies, isn't it...5's and some hemorrhoids medication for you, Malc...
A nu song by Malcolm. Luckily, he'll never be typecast.
Poopie Longstocking appreciates your dry sense of humour! You have earned the prestigious Poopie Longstocking Vote of 5,5,5 for this supremely dessicated delight of delectable defecation!
Hey, PP Whatever the hell you are, your mama probably beat the hell out of you when you were little.
Good one, Mr. Potty mouth!
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