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Song Parodies -> "Ohio"
Original Song Title:
"Ohio"
Original Performer:
Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young
Parody Song Title:
"Ohio"
Parody Written by:
Randy Hearn
The Lyrics
About the Haitians pot luck feasts in Springfield, Ohio
Thin Haitians and kids are hunting
Soon dining on pets we own
All summer news hears us grumbling
Pets dead in Ohio
People in town knew it, Haitians are running pets down
Should've been gone long ago
Pets have been fewer, we've found their heads on the ground
Mayor plays dumb but he knows
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
People in town knew it, Haitians are running pets down
Should've been gone long ago
Pets have been fewer, we've found their heads on the ground
Mayor plays dumb but he knows
Thin Haitians and kids are hunting
Soon dining on pets we own
All summer news hears us grumbling
Pets dead in Ohio
Pets dead in Ohio
Pets dead in Ohio
Pets dead in Ohio
Pets dead in Ohio
Pets dead in Ohio
Etc, Etc
Soon dining on pets we own
All summer news hears us grumbling
Pets dead in Ohio
People in town knew it, Haitians are running pets down
Should've been gone long ago
Pets have been fewer, we've found their heads on the ground
Mayor plays dumb but he knows
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
People in town knew it, Haitians are running pets down
Should've been gone long ago
Pets have been fewer, we've found their heads on the ground
Mayor plays dumb but he knows
Thin Haitians and kids are hunting
Soon dining on pets we own
All summer news hears us grumbling
Pets dead in Ohio
Pets dead in Ohio
Pets dead in Ohio
Pets dead in Ohio
Pets dead in Ohio
Pets dead in Ohio
Etc, Etc
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Where's Neal Young when you really need him?
It's magas who are eating them and blaming it on Haitians. Everyone knows the Trumpfuhrer hates pets; that's why he never had one.
It's way more likely that a Republican governor would kill a pet than any Haitian.
Clever satire.
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