-> "Wait Until The French Fries Cool"
Original Song Title:
"Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Wait Until The French Fries Cool"
The Lyrics
Now don't you cram like you're some fool
You'll burn your tongue if you do
Don't they teach in school
To wait until the french fries cool
I know soon they'll be gone
You have waited so long
Think you're starving too
But wait until the french fries cool
Say it's not too hot, I say you lie
Say it's not burning with tears in your eyes
Say you can eat them, I say suicide
Say anything cause you want french fries
Don't have a thing to treat your wounds
Shouldn't have eaten so soon
Tongue looks like a balloon
Should wait until the french fries
Wait until the french fries
Wait until the french fries cool
Show me your blisters, laugh till I cry
You know your tongue's now a much bigger size
Say I should warn you, well at least I tried
Eat anything as long as it's ice
I didn't mean for you to burn
One lesson you had to learn
Don't think that I've been cruel
Should wait until the french fries
Wait until the french fries
Wait until the french fries cool
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