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Song Parodies -> "Donuts Made My Small Ass Huge"

Original Song Title:

"Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Crystal Gayle

Parody Song Title:

"Donuts Made My Small Ass Huge"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

don't know when I got so huge
don't eat one, I must have two
a milkshake to wash down too,
but donuts made my small ass huge

I like subs, and all foot longs,
I eat cakes, I know it's wrong
with seats my ass needs two
and donuts made my small ass huge

the dieters secrets,
I'll tell you no lies
I gain all four seasons
I've got thunderthighs
chinese? I love it,
brings tears to my eyes
got extra meat? just bring it on by

didn't seem to taste so bad,
when I eat I just get fat
no exercise or nothing too
and donuts make my small ass
donuts make my small ass
donuts make my small ass huge


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Pacing: 4.8
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carol - October 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Malcom you must have been reading my mind. I was sitting here scarfing down a cheese and pastrami sandwich when I clicked on this. Scramingly funny. 555
Royce Miller - October 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Funny title, enjoyed the parody.
Arwen - October 06, 2005 - Report this comment
The title wouldn't leave me alone...it was too good...and the parody lived up to it...=) Nice job.
stuart mcarthur - October 06, 2005 - Report this comment
yes, great title, and nice take on the OS - 555
Stephen aka Step-chan - October 06, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, very humorous though, I like it.
John Barry - October 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Donut go dietly into the bite. Fives
Michael Pacholek - October 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Donut pass go, but do collect five.

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