Darkness of night
with the moon shinin' bright
There's a team playin' strong
in a location gone wrong
The team of the hour lost its own batting power
The dudes lost their defense for so long

Oh, Montreal, I heard that Gary Carter's in the hall
And if they win, we're gonna have a ball
The only move you'll make is Montreal
ah-ha-ha

Hard to understand
You lost half of the fans
It seems that they lost spunk
and that they keep playin' dumb
The highlights play on
of a team gone wrong
If Norfolk was their home
then I leave them alone

oooh, Montreal
I heard that Gary Carter's in the hall
And if we win, we're gonna have a ball
The only move you'll make is Montreal
Ah-ha-ha

The games we play, we play for keeps
Is some on San Juan and visting city streets
Move out to Norfolk
(that's what they're trying to do, y'all)
Las Vegas is what i'll take
Gambling with the odds fo fate
Move out to Norfolk
Move out to Norfolk
Move out to Norfolk
Move out to Norfolk
Woo, Montreal

The aim of their role
is a lot of games to blow
Lose playoff dreams
and you'll know what I mean
I wouldn't know
any hall players than the rest
'Cause when the season's running out
there will be some happiness

Ooh, Montreal
I heard that Gary Carter's in the hall
and if we win, we're gonna have a ball
The only move you'll make is Montreal
ah-ha-ha

Montreal
Montreal
Montreal
Montreal

Move out to Norfolk (9x)