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Song Parodies -> "Starmer"

Original Song Title:

"Starman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

David Bowie

Parody Song Title:

"Starmer"

Parody Written by:

Arch Vile

The Lyrics

This was a little too obvious and on the nose. Yet also a primer for what Canada will be if current management doesn't change. Enjoy and if anyone in the UK decides to sing this song in public, or make an online music video, I'm not raising a Gofundme to get you out of jail.
(Intro)
Hey, Rishi
Goodbye man

(Verse 1)
A low turnout election, results did show
The labour party has their go
Immigration is now out of control
Takes its toll, they said
But promises he then betrayed
Tommy Robinson will recruit his brigade
With peaceful protest, yet this nation cannot thrive

(Chorus)
There’s a Starmer working at the ten
He wants to keep you silent
As the Muslims burn our streets
There’s a Starmer working at the ten
He’ll monitor your postings
Put you in jail with a smile
He tells us
“Let the faceless riot
Let the faceless riot
While all the press keep quiet”

(Verse 2)
We filmed the violence and, the cops came to you
Just, a witness, to the online stew
But it’s not racist, when the knife crime always runs you through
Step out of your home, we can show our might
Unite the kingdom, but don’t start a fight
The culture’s dragging and time to get back your birthright

(Chorus)
There’s a Starmer working at the ten
He wants to keep you silent
As the Muslims burn our streets
There’s a Starmer working at the ten
He’ll monitor your postings
Put you in jail with a smile
He tells us
“Let the faceless riot
Let the faceless riot
While all the press keep quiet”
Starmer working at the ten
He wants to keep you silent
As the Muslims burn our streets
There’s a Starmer working at the ten
He’ll monitor your postings
Put you in jail with a smile
He tells us
“Let the faceless riot
Let the faceless riot
While all the press keep quiet”

(MP’s with fingers in their ears)
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la
Welcome to Airstrip One. I think that's the 1984 reference.

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