Sometimes spills the pancake mix
Be a standing enigma
Stays up late to see his show
Wednesday nights there's two episodes of South Park
Put a pretzel in his brain
Give him two bucks to have a coke
He likes a thing called calories
He likes beer and trucks and such

Homer Simpson looks a scream
Has a friend called Paul
Homer Simpson, refried beans
Don't really care, you make the call

Homer walking, Homer tired
Homer goes downs to the bar
Falls asleep face in his food
Dreams of beer and kangaroos
When he counts from one to three
His wife Marge will seem impressed
She'll think of Bart and say "hey, it's a start"
Till Bart sets all the animals at the zoo free

Homer Simpson looks a scream
Has a friend called Paul
Homer Simpson, refried beans
Don't really care, you make the call

Homer Simpson looks a scream
Has a friend called Paul
Homer Simpson, refried beans
Don't really care, you make the call