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Song Parodies -> "Beat My Wife"
Original Song Title:
"Be My Wife"
Original Performer:
David Bowie
Parody Song Title:
"Beat My Wife"
Parody Written by:
Gareth WIlliams
The Lyrics
An anthem for sadists the world over.
Sometimes you eat baloney
Sometimes you cut your hair
I think I've lost my marbles
Hit girls everywhere
Sit her down
Smash her thighs
Scream in glee
Beat my wife
Sometimes you eat baloney
Sometimes you cut your hair
I think I've lost my marbles
Hit girls everywhere
Sit her down
Smash her thighs
Scream in glee
Beat my wife
Sometimes you eat baloney
Sometimes you cut your hair
I think I've lost my marbles
Hit girls everywhere
Sit her down
Smash her thighs
Scream in glee
Beat my wife
Sometimes you eat baloney
Sometimes you cut your hair
I think I've lost my marbles
Hit girls everywhere
Sit her down
Smash her thighs
Scream in glee
Beat my wife
Sometimes you eat baloney
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