Voting for Democrats is a sacrilege
cause they're a bunch of clowns
"more taxes they bring, am I too high stung?"
she kissed me then and there
She said the way they foam as if from rabies
they bore you in minutes with rhetoric that goes nowhere
Heaven knows, they'd have taken everything, nuts

All right
we are the young republicans
Young republicans, young republicans, we are the young republicans
always right
we are the young republicans

looking out our picture window
we spy the stinky vagabond
he claims to have invented the internet, but
Heaven forbid, he'd have to prove anything
But the beatnik, and his tripe, all for nothing
He really must hate this land, but
Saying nothing, deep down he know he's wrong
Dems cry "Where has Al Gore gone?"

All right
we are the young republicans
Young republicans, young republicans, we are the young republicans
always right
we are the young republicans

All the way from Washington
we sing before knocking Al to the floor
"We suffered those 8 years
Bill Clinton we abhor."

All right
we are the young republicans
Young republicans, young republicans, we are the young republicans
always right
we are the young republicans

Do you remember, your President Clinton?
Do you remember, the bills you had to pay?
or how he got away?

Have you tried debating an un-republican?
as if they really had a clue what they talk 'bout
nonsense, nonsense everywhere, and
saying they care for any in the ghetto
hell, hell, hell, we didn't feel safe without a tazor
and no Bush isn't leading us to a depression
we're content being carnivors
Democrats are a bunch of weeners
how can you say we don't love?
just cause we don't back down when push comes to shove?
sometimes you have to cut the geranuim molle
Capital punishment for Malvo

All right
we are the young republicans
Young republicans, young republicans, we are the young republicans
always right
we are the young republicans

Clinton was a con, a hustler
you'd think a prez could get better looking girls & bustier
the liberal agenda we have slain
winning the House & senate make liberal's headache
(I heard the news today, oh boy)
we are a power you can't defeat
Ain't Democrats a real bore?
And, why do you dislike us for upholding the law?
And, there ain't a way that we'll be budging
How can you be a Democrat & still be a real guy?
Ain't you proud that we've won the races?
What is it about the 2000 election that makes Bill Tong
break down and cry?

All right
we are the young republicans
Young republicans, young republicans, we are the young republicans
always right
we are the young republicans