It's a god-awful small affair
To the mouse with the girly hair,
But Chippy is yelling 'No!'
And ol' Monty has told her to go.
But her friend is nowhere to be seen,
Now she walks through a sunken drain
To the seat with the glarest view
And she's fixing the silver screen.
But the film is a slightly bore
'Cause she's built it ten times or more!
She could spit on her dusty paws
As they ask her to go for some.

See Norton Nimnul's on the madfloor,
Oh, man! Look at those fat cats go;
It's the freakiest show!
Take a look at her long tail
Tickling the wrong guy,
Oh, man! Wonder if they'll ever know,
It's on a best-selling show.
Is her life like oouuuuurrrs?

It's in DVD production now,
Rat Capone can't understand how.
Now the Rangers have got their fame,
It's never gonna be the same again.
See the mice in their million hordes
From my people to the North of laws,
The Stars and Stripes are out of bounds,
Tell that copper, his dog and ground!
But the film is a slightly bore,
'Cause they wrote it ten times or more!
It's about to be wrote again
As we ask them to go do some.

See Norton Nimnul's on the madfloor,
Oh, man! Look at those fat cats go;
It's the freakiest show!
Take a look at her long tail
Tickling the wrong guy,
Oh, man! Wonder if they'll ever know,
It's on a best-selling show.
Is her life like oouuuuurrrs?