-> "Jihadi Suicide"
Original Song Title:
"Rock 'n' Roll Suicide"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Jihadi Suicide"
The Lyrics
Time to take a pistol, put it in your mouth
You curll on your finger, then another finger, then your cigarette
The police is calling, time lingers, then you forget
Ohhh how how how, you'll make jihadi suicide
You've been besieged, you have been trapped
And the clocks ticks so patiently not your side
You drink some coffee but you don't eat when you've lived too long
Oh, no, no, no, you're a jihadi suicide
Your face is snarling when you memorize the bomb
But at daybreaks instead you're besieged at home
Don't know if sunshine you will see
Don't let surrender blink your mind
You're so naturally - religiously unkind
Insallah! You're so alone
They're watching yourself but you can't get away
You got your head all tangled up but you just only
make guns blaze
Insallah! You're so alone
No matter what or who you've been
No matter when or where you've seen
All the guns seem to perforate your brain
You've had your share, you have caused so much pain
You're so alone
Won't turn on with them and you're so alone
Won't turn on with them and you're so alone (insallah!)
Pressing your trigger cause you're martyr-bound (insallah!)
Pressing your trigger cause you're martyr-bound (insallah!)
Oh go shoot yourself!
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