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Song Parodies -> "Tights On"
Original Song Title:
"Jeans On"
Original Performer:
David Dundas
Parody Song Title:
"Tights On"
Parody Written by:
Aussie Bloke
The Lyrics
This parody is about wearing those tight bike pants and going bicycle riding.
When I wake up in the mornin' light
I pull on my tights and I ride my bike
I pull my black tights on
I pull my old black tights on (cha-cha)
I pull my black tights on
I pull my old black tights on (cha-cha)
It's the weekend, and I know that you're free
So pull on your tights and come on ride with me
I need to have you near me
I need you riding close to me (cha-cha)
I need to have you near me
I need you riding close to me
You and me, we'll go bicycle ridin'
In the sun and the wind and the rain
I got a helmet on my head
Got a wax job on my legs
And it feels like Tour de France
I’ll meet ya in the usual place
So pull on your tights and zinc on your face
And I need to have you near me
I need you riding close to me (cha-cha)
I need to have you near me
I need you riding close to me (cha-cha)
I need to have you near me
I need you riding close to me
You and me, we'll go bicycle ridin'
In the sun and the wind and the rain
I got a helmet on my head
Got a wax job on my legs
And it feels like Tour de France
When I wake up in the mornin' light
I pull on my tights and I ride my bike
I pull my black tights on
I pull my old black tights on (cha-cha)
I pull my black tights on
I pull my old black tights on (cha-cha)
I pull my black tights on
I pull my old black tights on (cha-cha)
(Cha-cha)(cha-cha)
I pull on my tights and I ride my bike
I pull my black tights on
I pull my old black tights on (cha-cha)
I pull my black tights on
I pull my old black tights on (cha-cha)
It's the weekend, and I know that you're free
So pull on your tights and come on ride with me
I need to have you near me
I need you riding close to me (cha-cha)
I need to have you near me
I need you riding close to me
You and me, we'll go bicycle ridin'
In the sun and the wind and the rain
I got a helmet on my head
Got a wax job on my legs
And it feels like Tour de France
I’ll meet ya in the usual place
So pull on your tights and zinc on your face
And I need to have you near me
I need you riding close to me (cha-cha)
I need to have you near me
I need you riding close to me (cha-cha)
I need to have you near me
I need you riding close to me
You and me, we'll go bicycle ridin'
In the sun and the wind and the rain
I got a helmet on my head
Got a wax job on my legs
And it feels like Tour de France
When I wake up in the mornin' light
I pull on my tights and I ride my bike
I pull my black tights on
I pull my old black tights on (cha-cha)
I pull my black tights on
I pull my old black tights on (cha-cha)
I pull my black tights on
I pull my old black tights on (cha-cha)
(Cha-cha)(cha-cha)
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