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Song Parodies -> "Nixon"
Original Song Title:
"Rock On"
(MP3)Original Performer:
David Essex
Parody Song Title:
"Nixon"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
hey dick...lost control
nixon
played your role
hey dick...booted, too
kicked ya
flipped out
watergate blues
jumped up and down
and what words, you used
hey dick...tortured soul
nixon
and where do you go from here ?
far from your chosen sphere
still shook because of
bad scenes...burglar teams
stupidest bunch i've ever seen
start to shake when you're caught between
you and dean
john dean
and where do you go from here ?
straight out upon your rear
still shook because of
tape screens...gaps between
expletives nixed if too obscene
start to shake as the press turns mean
you and dean
you and dean
nixon
nixon
hey dick...how you fold
nixon
hey dick...dug a hole
nixon
hey dick...time to scold
nixon
nixon
played your role
hey dick...booted, too
kicked ya
flipped out
watergate blues
jumped up and down
and what words, you used
hey dick...tortured soul
nixon
and where do you go from here ?
far from your chosen sphere
still shook because of
bad scenes...burglar teams
stupidest bunch i've ever seen
start to shake when you're caught between
you and dean
john dean
and where do you go from here ?
straight out upon your rear
still shook because of
tape screens...gaps between
expletives nixed if too obscene
start to shake as the press turns mean
you and dean
you and dean
nixon
nixon
hey dick...how you fold
nixon
hey dick...dug a hole
nixon
hey dick...time to scold
nixon
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Do you see the ads? There's one for "David Essex - His Greatest Hits". Too bad TOS was his only one. By the way, 3 gaps of 5 minutes each, of erased tape for you.
Now let me say this about that....Fine Nixon fixin', here...I like your telegraph style delivery, no words wasted..555 for unique theme and great phrasing..
I welcome this sort of parody, because people have gotta know whether or not their parody is a crock! Well, this is not a crock! You've earned every five you've got! And, thanks to guys like you (and me: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/countryjoethefish1.shtml), we'll have Nixon to kick around forevermore!
thanks steve AFW and michael
He was a tortured crook, but under the current administrative circumstances, he's looking better and better in retrospect. 555
Great idea, all true, fun to sing with, well worth the trip. 555
thanks john and rick...yeah, saw a bumper sticker yesterday that read "never thought i'd miss nixon"
Hard OS to parody. You did it very well.
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