-> "Vampire"
Original Song Title:
"Witch Doctor"
Parody Song Title:
"Vampire"
Parody Written by:
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The Lyrics
I loved a vampire I thought he loved me too
I loved a vampire I thought he loved me too
Love bite and lapping ups the only thing he'd do
And he'd say
Ooo eee ooo la la zing tang yumma yumma big bang
Ooo eee ooo la la zing tang yumma yumma big bang
Ooo eee ooo la la zing tang yumma yumma big bang
Ooo eee ooo la la zing tang yumma yumma big bang
I asked the vampire if he did love me true
I asked the vampire if he did love me nice
And then the vampire bit me and made a slice
And then said
Ooo eee ooo la la zing tang yumma yumma big bang
Ooo eee ooo la la zing tang yumma yumma big bang
Ooo eee ooo la la zing tang yumma yumma big bang
Ooo eee ooo la la zing tang yumma yumma big bang
Now, he's been lapping blood from me
So long it's her desire
Now I'll admit I wasn't very smart
So I set out and found myself
A guy I could inquire
And he said drive a steak right through his heart
My friend the vamp hunter he taught me of the way
My friend the vamp hunter he taught me what to do
I know that I'll be fine once I do this to you
Whoa, baby
Too tee loo ta ta swing bang hamma hamma swing bang
Too tee loo ta ta swing bang hamma hamma swing bang
Too tee loo ta ta swing bang hamma hamma swing bang
Too tee loo ta ta swing bang hamma hamma swing bang
Now, he's been lapping blood from me
So long it's his desire
Now I'll admit I wasn't very smart
So I set out and found myself
A guy I could inquire
And he said drive a steak right through his heart
My friend the vamp hunter he taught me of the way
My friend the vamp hunter he taught me what to do
I know that I'll be fine once I do this to you
Whoa, baby
Too tee loo ta ta swing bang hamma hamma swing bang
Too tee loo ta ta swing bang hamma hamma swing bang
Too tee loo ta ta swing bang hamma hamma swing bang
Too tee loo ta ta swing bang hamma hamma swing bang
* Blood gushes out everywhere* I think you should hit her again
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