Song Parodies -> "Terminator Ueber Alles"

Original Song Title:

"California Ueber Alles"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Dead Kennedys

Parody Song Title:

"Terminator Ueber Alles"

Parody Written by:

mAximo

The Lyrics

This is what Schwarzenegger would like to tell the California delegation at the Republican National Convention:

I am a neo-Jerry Brown,
I hate to smile and like to frown;
Today your state, tomorrow DC:
Soon I vill be P-r-resident "Nazi Schatzi"
Ueber alles! Nazi Schatzi ueber alles!
Ueber alles! Nazi Schatzi!
Nazi Schatzi ueber alles!

Your Amendments vill soon go avay
that stop me being Fuehrer vun day,
Then I'll order every school
to train the youth to snitch on you.

Bohemian war lords will get to dictate
how draftees are used by my Zionist state:
You vill kill for my masters' race
vhile FOX reports vith a happy face.

Go back to sleep - no need to fear!
The end-time rapture is near.
My masters aren't real Jews, you say?
Shut your t-r-rap or you vill pay!

Zionazis! Ueber alles! Zionazis ueber alles!
Ueber alles! Zionazis! Zionazis ueber alles!

In my dreams 2004:
WHAM-BAM through your front doors;
It's the Homeland secret police
busting you for being pro-peace!

Then be sent to FEMA camps,
checked for nail files by x-ray lamps;
Don't you vorry, it's just for an hour!
(In your bread, there's ir-r-radiated flour.)

Breathing air that's laced vith SARS
or eating beef that's from mad cows,
you can croak, you Piecze-nik slackers,
if it makes more wealth for my backers.

Rich elitists! Ueber alles! Rich elitists ueber alles!
Ueber alles! Rich elitists! Rich elitists ueber alles!

Like Bubya, Arnie is a zionist, and had joined a group engagingin satanic rituals, although he doesn't claim to be a Christian(think how bad that would be for his "Terminator" image) and isn'thell-bent on fulfilling the Book of Revelation. Like Bubya, Arniealso had friends at Enron, and allegedly a large stock holding."Piecze-nik"is a play on words for a former leftist deputy assistantsecretary of state who would not last long in a Terminator administration.

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Mr. Zionazi strikes again... - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment

...and it's "uber," not "ueber." Forgivable once, but 12 times?

mAximo - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment

Actually, ueber is the correct transliteration even in languages which have the umlaut character (which is not an accent mark but a representation of the letter e). In Switzerland, Ueber is the preferred spelling since they do not put any markings above capital letters, as a general rule. Besides, the umlaut will not appear properly if I'm using the PC character set, and others are using Windows, DEC Multinational, ISO, etc.

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