Song Parodies -> "Cull the Girls"

Original Song Title:

"Kill the Poor"

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Original Performer:

"Cull the Girls"

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The Lyrics

Sweden has authorized gender-based abortions. I am no Feminist, but news like that get me really mad.

Eugenics and hygiene is ours once more
Now that we have the Ultrasound -
It's nice and quick and clean and gets things done!
Abort the excess baby girls
No more dowries 'way to hurl
No need for honour killings a-ny more -

The Patriarchy is on its way
Sexism justified - okay!
Forget the concept of the women's rights!
The Multi-Culture's won the day
No legal 'ttention need to pay
All systems go to cull the girls tonight!

Gonna
Cull cull cull cull cull the girls
cull cull cull cull cull the girls
cull cull cull cull cull the girls
Tonight

Behold the thirties' shade again
All bets are off, let the Fascists reign
O' life's cut short with you, Miss Unborn Child
The Leftists media on screen today
Convincing the liberals it's okay
Who'll be next target - let us make guess wild -

While they:
Cull cull cull cull cull the girls
cull cull cull cull cull the girls
cull cull cull cull cull the girls
Tonight

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TT - May 14, 2009 - Report this comment

China's been doing that unofficially for years, since they're way overpopulated already. I'd sure hate to be a guy growing up 20 years from now, when the boy-girl ratio is 20:1 or 50:1 or whatever.

btw, isn't the OS band name as sick as the concept you're complaining about?

rob - May 14, 2009 - Report this comment

playing God with innocent babies. china wants mostly males for a great military and work force. later in our old age, in a time of need, there might not be any use in praying to God if we favor abortion and what this parody speaks of. God might not care about our health problems. wonder who china would support for president for America. the taliban liked john kerry... let's see, no freedom, everyone is equally broke, hmmmm.... great parody

Susanna Viljanen - May 15, 2009 - Report this comment

TT, I agree - dead Kennedys is about as sick as a band name as it can get. And who is going to give birth to the next generation anyway? I am about to become an aunt for the fourth time soon, and I absolutely love babies. Aborting girl fetuses is killing the mothers of the next generation in the womb.

Phil Alexander - May 15, 2009 - Report this comment

Super parody, Susanna - about as unfunny as things get, but a very well-written polemic.

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