I guess my regular teacher
Has failed as a brain reacher
Or I'm just lazy, maybe
Either way, my work's not up to snuff
I'm sorry, mmm-hmm-mmm
Now the whole weekend for me
Is meant to help, but you see
God bless my parents
But they shoulda done more shoppin' around
Oh-oh, shoppin' around

Got an asshole tutor
Rather yell at me than teach
Asshole tutor
Not worth the exorbitant fee

Each day, this guy only screams
How I'm too young to know
About classical music
He's meant to teach me math, so, ho-oh-oh
I don't have a head for numbers
Want to fix that up, you see
So grillin' me on playwrights
Doesn't seem that relevant here to me
Oh! Ha

He's an asshole tutor
Off-topic ev'ry damn week
Asshole tutor
Don't learn much 'bout those topics, geez, yeah

This guy's a little scummy
Sure he's here for the cash
Makin' me look lazy
With the screamin', what an ass
It's a total, utter scam, whoo
The stress he's pilin' on me blows
Lowerin' my grades
Wonder if that trend stays
This guy will look crap, might get him exchanged
Mmm, I might get some better grades

Such an asshole tutor
Wavin' his ruler at me
Asshole tutor
All because I happened to sneeze
Said he's an asshole tutor
Know it's hard to believe me, since, as you know
Asshole tutors
Tend to smash the phone on day three, mmm
Want him far away from me, haha