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Song Parodies -> "When a Blind Man Calls"
Original Song Title:
"When A Blind Man Cries"
Original Performer:
Deep Purple
Parody Song Title:
"When a Blind Man Calls"
Parody Written by:
Rik Goldsmith
The Lyrics
Stop doing other things when I turn up on time for an appointment YOU made
Hear me knocking, at the door
Aren't you expecting people, to your door?
What a time to, choose to have a shower
If you can't find a towel, it's fine to get the door
Cos I'm a blind man
I'm a blind man
Can you help me find
When a blind man calls
Show me where
I'm fitting your new blinds
Had a call once, in a room
Had a sky light, but I sorted that one, too
Hot or cold month, any room
Romans or venetians, I fit 'em all for you
I'm a blind man
I'm a blind man
All I wanna know
When a blind man calls
Show me where
Is all you need to show
Aren't you expecting people, to your door?
What a time to, choose to have a shower
If you can't find a towel, it's fine to get the door
Cos I'm a blind man
I'm a blind man
Can you help me find
When a blind man calls
Show me where
I'm fitting your new blinds
Had a call once, in a room
Had a sky light, but I sorted that one, too
Hot or cold month, any room
Romans or venetians, I fit 'em all for you
I'm a blind man
I'm a blind man
All I wanna know
When a blind man calls
Show me where
Is all you need to show
© 2020 R W Goldsmith (6.4.20)
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