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Song Parodies -> "Woke Sons of Daughters "
Original Song Title:
"Smoke on the Water "
(MP3)Original Performer:
Deep Purple
Parody Song Title:
"Woke Sons of Daughters "
Parody Written by:
Van S A'Parody
The Lyrics
I'm not the deepest thinker, but Wokeism seems to me, an evolution of something we've already had warnings from history about - you know the... dystopian/totalitarianism/communism/Naziism/socialism... sort of thing
They all came outta nowhere
Circa 'Nineteen Eighty-Four' ...why?
To make merry with some pronouns
We couldn't fathom why
George Orwell, on them mothers
...moral of the story's, lost
Cos some stupid on a gap year
Think they're more equal than us
Woke sons of daughters
So why a thin disguise?
Woke sons of daughters
They're censoring Classics, now
It all must be sanitised
No offence, prefer freedom of speech
Woke, it gets in your eyes
When it all is over
A dirty rat's a dirty rat
To re-write a classic work
You wouldn't catch me doin' that
Woke sons of daughters
So why a thin disguise?
Woke sons of daughters
We wanna go to a nice hotel
Migrants sought asylum there
But with the rolling road block by Just Stop Oil
We couldn't get anywhere
From electric lights, to climate change
They made a leap for fun
A ransom note - eco terrorists
I know, you're off to Room 101
Woke sons of daughters
So why a thin disguise?
Woke sons of daughters
Circa 'Nineteen Eighty-Four' ...why?
To make merry with some pronouns
We couldn't fathom why
George Orwell, on them mothers
...moral of the story's, lost
Cos some stupid on a gap year
Think they're more equal than us
Woke sons of daughters
So why a thin disguise?
Woke sons of daughters
They're censoring Classics, now
It all must be sanitised
No offence, prefer freedom of speech
Woke, it gets in your eyes
When it all is over
A dirty rat's a dirty rat
To re-write a classic work
You wouldn't catch me doin' that
Woke sons of daughters
So why a thin disguise?
Woke sons of daughters
We wanna go to a nice hotel
Migrants sought asylum there
But with the rolling road block by Just Stop Oil
We couldn't get anywhere
From electric lights, to climate change
They made a leap for fun
A ransom note - eco terrorists
I know, you're off to Room 101
Woke sons of daughters
So why a thin disguise?
Woke sons of daughters
Van S A'Parody (24.7.23) (Disclaimer:- Van S A'Parody is a comedy name only - my wife & I'd like to state, there's no offence/confusion intended...that I'm NOT one of "them"!) Since 2018, the UK music buying public have made their Xmas #1 a 5th consecutive parody (now a record, surpassing the Beatles). Often, a new artist can announce their arrival with a particularly good cover, made uniquely their own. I'm no singer nor musician, so if you can perform this (or any of mine), please send me a version & lots of royalties!
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