sneak them into neverland,
then you close the door,
you "beat it" once, and you tried one more

diddlin'
trouble's in
knock knock, little man,
there's my bed, go in,
a couple of five year olds,
a perfect "ten"
diddlin'
trouble's in
sha la la la la la la la la la la la la
sha la la la la la la la la la la la la

one potato, two potato, three potato four,
climb in to bed, now close the door
five potato six potato seven potato eight,
me and kids and bubbles here, this is so great..

come in my world
it's a fine world
do what I ask you,
oh can I pet you??
might as well face it,
diddlin' you know they gonna arrest ya

diddlin'
trouble's in
knock knock, little man,
there's my bed, go in,
a couple of five year olds,
a perfect "ten"
diddlin'
trouble's in
sha la la la la la la la la la la la la
sha la la la la la la la la la la la la