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Song Parodies -> "Gel-Bottom Shoes"
Original Song Title:
"Bell Bottom Blues"
Original Performer:
Derek and the Dominos
Parody Song Title:
"Gel-Bottom Shoes"
Parody Written by:
The Comedian
The Lyrics
( blues guitar intro )
Gel-bottom shoes
You made me slide
I don't want two shoes this slipp'ry
( blues guitar riff )
'Cause if I wore you-uuuuu
My pace would die
I would be skinned and harmed!
Do you want to see me sprawl across the floor with you?
Do you want to hear me beg them to take you back?
I'd madly do it because
I don't want to break my leg
Give me no more shoe-grease
I don't want to break my leg
On my feet I want to stay
Tread's all gone
Butt hits side-walk
The way you de-feet me's crazy
( blues guitar riff )
Once tread was gone, butt accosted rock
You broke my tailbone in two, sir!
Do you want to see me sprawl across the floor with you?
Do you want to hear me beg them to take you back?
I'd madly do it because
I don't want to break my neck
Give me no more shoe-sleaze
I don't want to break my neck
On my feet I want to stay
( blues guitar instrumental )
Do you want to see me sprawl across the floor with you?
Do you want to hear me beg them to take you back?
I'd madly do it because
I don't want to break my head
Give me no more loose-feet
I don't want to break my head
On my feet I want to stay
Gel-bottom shoes
Please say goodbye
I hope we never meet again
( blues guitar riff )
But if we do-oooo
Don't you be surprised
If you find me wearing Vibram rubbers!
Do you want to see me sprawl across the floor with you?
Do you want to hear me beg them to take you back?
I'd madly do it because
I don't want to break my leg
Give me no more shoe-grease
I don't want to break my leg
On my feet I want to stay
I don't want to break my neck
Give me no more shoe-sleaze
I don't want to break my neck
On my feet I want to stay
I don't want to break my head
Give me no more loose-feet
I don't want to break my head
On my feet I want to stay
Gel-bottom shoes
You made me slide
I don't want two shoes this slipp'ry
( blues guitar riff )
'Cause if I wore you-uuuuu
My pace would die
I would be skinned and harmed!
Do you want to see me sprawl across the floor with you?
Do you want to hear me beg them to take you back?
I'd madly do it because
I don't want to break my leg
Give me no more shoe-grease
I don't want to break my leg
On my feet I want to stay
Tread's all gone
Butt hits side-walk
The way you de-feet me's crazy
( blues guitar riff )
Once tread was gone, butt accosted rock
You broke my tailbone in two, sir!
Do you want to see me sprawl across the floor with you?
Do you want to hear me beg them to take you back?
I'd madly do it because
I don't want to break my neck
Give me no more shoe-sleaze
I don't want to break my neck
On my feet I want to stay
( blues guitar instrumental )
Do you want to see me sprawl across the floor with you?
Do you want to hear me beg them to take you back?
I'd madly do it because
I don't want to break my head
Give me no more loose-feet
I don't want to break my head
On my feet I want to stay
Gel-bottom shoes
Please say goodbye
I hope we never meet again
( blues guitar riff )
But if we do-oooo
Don't you be surprised
If you find me wearing Vibram rubbers!
Do you want to see me sprawl across the floor with you?
Do you want to hear me beg them to take you back?
I'd madly do it because
I don't want to break my leg
Give me no more shoe-grease
I don't want to break my leg
On my feet I want to stay
I don't want to break my neck
Give me no more shoe-sleaze
I don't want to break my neck
On my feet I want to stay
I don't want to break my head
Give me no more loose-feet
I don't want to break my head
On my feet I want to stay
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You have all my arch support on this one...good fit, size fives
size 5 shoes
Sounds like you've been de-feet-ed.
One of my all-time favorite Clapton songs, nicely done in your inimitable way..555
This shoe is good.
I'm gellin! 5's
Oh, like a cushion for my feet
Oh, my new shoes are hard to beat
Oops, that's a different song, says me
"Gel-bottom shoes" is kind of different, Johnny D ;-)
Oh, my new shoes are hard to beat
Oops, that's a different song, says me
"Gel-bottom shoes" is kind of different, Johnny D ;-)
Thanks, AFW, Alvin, Rex, Rick C, JB, John, and Philbo.
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