Spewin' chartreuse sleaze....great line. Loved the movie and this is very good. 5-5-5

Wow! Alvin, the pacing is superb - this is an excellent parody. 5's

Alvin - A Devilishly good parody! 5's...here's ANOTHER of those strange coincidences (even an Omen, perhaps?). I took some mail to the post office this morning and then recylced some cans/bottles at the local Supermarket recycling machine and when I came out of the store after cashing the voucher these two ladies approached me and asked if they could give me something to read. Relunctantly I said OK, and they handed me this little 3x5 paper pamphlet (6 pages) folded like a small book. The front said "HELLFIRE" on the top line and then below it on it said "IS IT PART OF DIVINE JUSTICE?". The background for this cheery little missive was of course the red, orange and yellow flames of Hell rises up to burn the crap out of all the sinners that might be hanging around hoping for a break on April Fools' Day. No such luck, I guess. I waited until I got home to toss it in my trash bag (didn't want to risk littering with it, I mean, I don't buy this stuff at all but there's no point flaunting it on the street, ya know? Anyway, I tossed it without opening it up. And THEN, I read your parody, so of course I had to go retrieve it and see what sort of message my soul was being spiritually spammed thru those two misbegotten "HELL-mail Servers" in the Albertson's parking lot at 6:45am in the morning on April 1st, my 54th birthday... So, anyway(again), on the inside - after repeating the title again in the same type of print it starts " Have you ever seen someone tortured?" So I was ready to "Bail & Ball & Toss" this junk-ola once again...BUT...instead I read on a bit, just skimming the text. Actually it turns out these folks DON'T believe in "HELLFIRE" and "Torture" for committing sins. They just have a really weird way of getting around to that point. Well, I guess bless them for being willing to hang out in a 99% deserted Supermarket parking before 7am on a weekday morning...but anyway, my head hasn't made any more revolutions since then than it normally does at this time of the day so I guess I'm OK for now...

thanks for the votes, people...i used to have a great collection of bible tracts...the scarier, the better...my favorite was a comic book... "rapture comics"...on the cover, a nurse is running down the halls of a hospital screaming "doctor, the babies are all missing"..odd stuff