What will you do when you go cruisin'?
With officers tailing your loud ride
You've been drinkin' and driving, which is wrong
An eight by eight you'll be inside

Jail ya, They tossed you in the can
Jail ya, Just don't piss off "The Man"
Jail ya, Doofus, now you're in a costly bind

Tried to tell you, don't be stupid
But you think your poop don't smell
Like a fool, you dropped out of high school
Now you're sitting in a cell

Jail ya, They put you behind bars
Jail ya, You won't be driving cars
Jail ya, Doofus, now you're in a costly bind

I hope you learned a real good lesson
I hope it got into your brain
There's a flaw, and it just ain't the law
Don't want to wind up a road stain

Bail ya, I just don't have the cash
Bail ya, I could go sell your stash
Bail ya, Doofus, now you're in a costly bind