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Song Parodies -> "Jolene"
Original Song Title:
"Jolene"
Original Performer:
Dolly Parton
Parody Song Title:
"Jolene"
Parody Written by:
Erotech
The Lyrics
A guy who likes a girl, hoping she isn't actually a man.
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
I'm begging of you please don't be a man
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Please don't be a girl with a kick stand
Your beauty is beyond compare
With flaming locks of auburn hair
With ivory skin and eyes of emerald green
Your smile is like a breath of spring
Your voice is soft like summer rain
And I would like to take you home, Jolene
I talk about you in my sleep
There's nothing I can do to keep
From swelling when I see your face, Jolene
Now I can easily understand
How you could be a drag-queen man
But you don't know what that would do to me
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
I'm begging of you please don't be a man
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Please don't be a girl with a kick stand
If you are hung like a man
My rod will never rise again
I hope you've only got girl parts, Jolene
I had to have this talk with you
My happiness depends on you
And on your genitalia too, Jolene
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
I'm begging of you please don't be a man
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Please don't be a girl with a kick stand
Jolene, Jolene
I'm begging of you please don't be a man
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Please don't be a girl with a kick stand
Your beauty is beyond compare
With flaming locks of auburn hair
With ivory skin and eyes of emerald green
Your smile is like a breath of spring
Your voice is soft like summer rain
And I would like to take you home, Jolene
I talk about you in my sleep
There's nothing I can do to keep
From swelling when I see your face, Jolene
Now I can easily understand
How you could be a drag-queen man
But you don't know what that would do to me
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
I'm begging of you please don't be a man
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Please don't be a girl with a kick stand
If you are hung like a man
My rod will never rise again
I hope you've only got girl parts, Jolene
I had to have this talk with you
My happiness depends on you
And on your genitalia too, Jolene
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
I'm begging of you please don't be a man
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Please don't be a girl with a kick stand
Jolene, Jolene
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"Girl with a kick stand" is a new phrase to me. I don't like the idea of combining "kick" with my "stand". Makes me a bit nervous. But maybe if you had one that could support a motorcycle, it would be different.
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