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Song Parodies -> "Rohene"
Original Song Title:
"Jolene"
Original Performer:
Dolly Parton
Parody Song Title:
"Rohene"
Parody Written by:
Ravyn Rant
The Lyrics
Yes, it's my favorite time of year again - the National Figure Skating Championships. I'm up to three parodies so far, and we haven't even seen the exhibitions yet! Rohene Ward got a lot of buzz in the men's event, but sadly, left it on the practice ice and finished in last place. Don't let the placement fool you, though. If this kid can get some funding, he's going places.
Rohene, Rohene, Rohene, Rohene
I think I could become your biggest fan
Rohene, Rohene, Rohene, Rohene,
You could be the best in all the land
He comes from the Land of Lakes
And does amazing things on skates
This handsome man with build so long and lean
With his own choreography
And awesome flexibility
Those boys will never skate like you, Rohene
You took the ice and I was awed
No matter that you blew the quad
There's no denying your talent, Rohene
How I hoped you'd come back strong
And blow the roof off with your long
And maybe make the Olympic team, Rohene
Rohene, Rohene, Rohene, Rohene
I think I could become your biggest fan
Rohene, Rohene, Rohene, Rohene
You could be the best in all the land
Falls put you into last place
And took you out of this year's race
But we've seen what you can do, Rohene
I hope to see you back next year
Looking down on Johnny Weir
From the top step of the podium, Rohene
Rohene, Rohene, Rohene, Rohene
I think I could become your biggest fan
Rohene, Rohene, Rohene, Rohene
You could be the best in all the land
Rohene (Rohene!)
I think I could become your biggest fan
Rohene, Rohene, Rohene, Rohene,
You could be the best in all the land
He comes from the Land of Lakes
And does amazing things on skates
This handsome man with build so long and lean
With his own choreography
And awesome flexibility
Those boys will never skate like you, Rohene
You took the ice and I was awed
No matter that you blew the quad
There's no denying your talent, Rohene
How I hoped you'd come back strong
And blow the roof off with your long
And maybe make the Olympic team, Rohene
Rohene, Rohene, Rohene, Rohene
I think I could become your biggest fan
Rohene, Rohene, Rohene, Rohene
You could be the best in all the land
Falls put you into last place
And took you out of this year's race
But we've seen what you can do, Rohene
I hope to see you back next year
Looking down on Johnny Weir
From the top step of the podium, Rohene
Rohene, Rohene, Rohene, Rohene
I think I could become your biggest fan
Rohene, Rohene, Rohene, Rohene
You could be the best in all the land
Rohene (Rohene!)
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