-> "Intellectual Guy"
Original Song Title:
"American Pie"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Intellectual Guy"
The Lyrics
About one year ago
I debated with a
fellow that could make some great wisecracks
And he knew that I had no proof
And he could make me seem the goof,
while sticking to his scientific facts.
He claimed that there was just no way
The planet’s life was washed away
and rainbows are colored light
and he knew that he was right.
I can't remember what I said
But I know that I was quite unread
And what I should have done instead
Was say these words with pride.
“Yeah, nice try, “intellectual guy”
You can look throughout the Book but
you will not find one lie.
I’m not saying’ you’re slow you’re just simply misgui-
-ded. Science just brings us more things to ask why
Science is not what I stand by”
Do you know God’s promised love?
Do you think he looks down from above?
And that he’s right there next to you?
Oh, Do you believe in Jesus Christ?
That his love simply can’t be priced,
And do you think that all he’s done is true?
Well, I know you may be skeptical
or you may want to engage in brawl.
I just want you to see
that I know you disagree.
Don’t try to tell me that my mind is closed.
‘cause I know that I will often be opposed.
And I want lies to be exposed.
Their downfall is their pride.
I’ll still be thinking
Nice try, “intellectual guy”
You can look throughout the Book but
you will not find one lie.
I’m not saying you’re slow, you’re just simply misgui-
-ded. Science just brings us more things to ask why
Science is not what I stand by
Now for years Christians have been told
that their “folklore” is worn-out and old.
But we still use B.C. today
When the others say we’re pessimists
and they argue that no God exists.
Well, what an gloomy thing to say
Oh, it’s been proven the Earth’s slowing down
and when it began to spin around
it must have spun real fast;
when it started in the past.
And they say billions of years ago
The world was formed from that small glow
But at that speed how would it grow?
Everything would have died.
So now I’m thinking
Nice try, “intellectual guy”
You can look throughout the Book but
you will not find one lie.
I’m not sayin’ you’re slow, you’re just simply misgui-
-ded. Science just brings us more things to ask why
Science is not what I stand by
Big Big Theory plainly doesn’t add up
How can a drink come from an empty cup?
The concept is outlandish indeed.
Some just refuse to believe
They think we’re simple and naive
and that we merely seek out to mislead
But what they refuse to understand
Is that we just want to lend a hand
and show them why we pray
‘Cause of what went on that day
when the masses shouted “Crucify”;
to He who’d never told a lie
And for those sinners he would die
Even those who denied.
and I am thinking:
Why, why, “intellectual guy”
do you say no to the truth though it
stares you in the eye?
You can’t admit you’re wrong no matter how much we pry
Christians aren’t deceivers, we’re an ally.
Jesus is your greatest ally.
Oh, and now I stand in frustration
at the people with no salvation.
They don’t want God to answer to.
So come on: think it through, thoroughly
believe in the Holy Trinity
Cause, believing without seeing, that’s the key.
Oh, and as I hear them say it’s a ruse
I just have to question their strange views
How can they just dismiss
His power that exists?
They think we’re stubborn, we think the same way
but more believe in Him today
(and) By physics, equal forces don’t sway
The power’s on our side
Now I’m thinking
Nice try, “intellectual guy”
We’ll be needing what we read in
the Book people deny.
I know that it’s sad but we all sin so we die.
But thanks to Jesus all of us can get by.
Jesus is who we should stand by.
And back at that tough argument
And I kept going with good intent,
But what I’d say, he’d just demean
and he was able to outfox
With that classic “boulder paradox”
But I know now that God’s power can’t be seen
And Noah’s Ark was real I know,
And God’s promise is a rainbow
Back then I had no comeback
And he knew where to attack.
Now there’s one more thing that I must say
If you get lost along the way
Then just get on your knees and pray
Never think suicide
Just keep on thinking
“Nice try, Mr. Lucifer Guy
Your main goal to steal my soul
will not succeed, so good-bye.
And I have been saved so its ok if I die.
I know Jesus is my greatest ally
Jesus is my greatest ally
Now, I am thinking
“Hi, hi ‘intellectual guy’
You may be a wiz,
But Jesus is
The best to live by.
I want to help someone see they get a 2nd try
And help them to find someone to rely.
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