Song Parodies -> "Do It Ebay"

Original Song Title:

"Take It Easy"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Do It Ebay"

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The Lyrics

Here we go again and we're still ownage. Yeah right, I still haven't got very good ratings, but I think this will turn it all around. Well here it goes...

Well, I'm on an auction site,
Tryin' to loosen my load,
I've got seven figures on,
My page.
Four that wanna loan it,
Two that tried to steal it,
One says he'll pay top price.
Do It Ebay, buy it on Ebay.

Don't let the sound of your ISP,
Drive you crazy.

Sell it off while you still can.
Don't even try to understand.
Just find a good price to make your stand.
And do it Ebay.

Well, I'm in a post office on a corner.
In the middle of nowhere.
And such a grand sight to see
It's my canoe, my lord, in a boxtruck,
Ford, getting sent to NYC.
Come on baby, don't say maybe.
I gotta know if your bid is gonna,
Save me.

We may bid and we may grin although,
Tomorrow we'll be here again.
The bid is open till twelve on Saturday.
So sell it Ebay.

Well, I'm on an auction site,
Tryin' to loosen my load
Got barely any people bidding
Lookin' for a bidder who won't blow my
Cover, their so hard to find
Do it Ebay, buy it on Ebay.

Don't let the sound of your ISP,
Make you crazy.

Come on baby, don't say maybe.
I gotta know if your bid is gonna,
Save me.
Oh we gotta do it Ebay.
We oughta take it Eeeeeeeeeeeeeahheeeeeeeeebay

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