My parodies are so much fun
But I have writer's block
Somehow get the pacing wrong
Heck, what more can I do??!!
Everybody wants to spoof somebody
Tough for me tonight
But nobody wants songs 'bout Spongebob Squarepants
Got nothin' to write!!

I do not have a parody to write
A parody to write, no no
I do not have a parody to write, no no
Lord, I know

I don't want to screw up the pace
Know the original song?
But nobody wants to read my spoofs
About usin' the John

Will anyone rate this spoof? Never
I parody stupid songs
I'm determined to f--k things up
Nobody is gonna rate that song

I do not have a parody to write
A parody to write, no no
I do not have a parody to write, no no
Lord, I know

I do not have a parody to write
Sorry, Amiright
Sleep it off tonight, I love Amiright
I do not have a parody to write, a
Parody to write, no no
Songs about gravy

My parodies are so much fun
But I have writer's block
Somehow get the pacing wrong
Heck, what more can I do??!!
Everybody wants to spoof somebody
Tough for me tonight
But nobody wants songs 'bout Spongebob Squarepants
Got nothin' to write!!

I do not have a parody to write
A parody to write, no no
I do not have a parody to write
A parody to write, no no
Oh no!
Parodies about George Bush or
A spoof of "Bad to the Bone"
I've done Monty Python spoofs a lot
But not today, I do not a
Parody to write, a parody to write, no no
I got no parody to write
No parody to write, no no....
(Repeat forever until I finally tell Don Henley to shut up already!)