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Song Parodies -> "Itchy Word Man"

Original Song Title:

"Witchy Woman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Itchy Word Man"

Parody Written by:

Adagio

The Lyrics

Barren head and pinched up lips
Sparks fly from his many scripts
With his voice he does take flight
He's an "unless" creature with stressing plight.

Woo hoo witty word man,
See how much he writes
Woo hoo witty word man,
He got the songs, he ain't shy.

He held me entranced at the sight
Of the words put upon this site
"Crazy laughter in another room"
Means I read myself to gladness at that silly tune.

Woo hoo witty word man,
See how much he writes
Woo hoo witty word man,
He got the songs, he ain't shy.

Ah, ah ah, ah ah, (THAT SONG!) ah ah ah ah ah
Ah, ah ah, ah ah, (THAT SONG!) ah ah ah ah ah

I know you know the worder
Let me tell you 'nother
He's been creepin' with a stealthy tread.
If there's a trash bin showin' mounds, know he'll be around
He can rob those songs from the grime but his skin turns dead.

Woo hoo witty word man,
See how much he writes
Woo hoo witty word man,
He got the songs, he ain't shy.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 10

Voting Breakdown

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Guy - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
I've read this all the way through and now at wits end hereby declare a vote of three 5's although this could be about several writers on the site or none. Is this part of Adagio's secret fan club?
Kristof Robertson - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Delightfully cryptic....555
Adagio - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Guy and Kristof. Looks as if one person took it personally. They shouldn't though - it's about writers here in general, maybe prolific, funny ones.
alvin rhodes - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
mysterioso...i like it...5s
John Barry - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Witty.
Adagio - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Alvin and John! :)
Dee Range - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Very good, Adagio. I know you didn't write this about yourself, but you could have. Very witty :-). High 5's
Adagio - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Dee.
AFW - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Double-0 Sevenish, and profound....worth fives all around..
Johnny D - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Heh heh ... love your "guerilla poetry" !
Adagio - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks AFW and Johnny.
Stuart McArthur - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment
I've put Miss Marple onto this, Adagio, and I'm expecting a solution within the week - gee "witty wordman" scans well onto "witchywoman" - 5s from me :-)

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