Witty words just seem unkind, so surly
Help the weak and poor, you don’t revile
Republican, you won’t have to scurry
No plant will be displaced, it’s not your style

Dems will fight and dig and grouse, debts growing
You guess every form of debt huge is their spice
As they take apart a ceiling, all while knowing
Sticking to a plan so grand has such a price

Then they tell us forty million need relieving
Some healthcare for these men a plan unsound
But you know that the dough has come from thieving
It is Medicare they fleece, will run aground

You have tried your Ryan lies
You beguile with your big blue eyes
You sought to wow and improvise
But just convey a side we will despise

It’s another ride on down for our debt rating
He’s hiring guys with schemes and just to deal
Men thrive to view the jobs he is creating
But they break, jobless rate is still unreal

He rushes with alarm and puts together
With Simpson and with Bowles a plan worthwhile
Declares that soon that deficit he’ll sever
He pulls away, believes you killed with bile

You have tried your Ryan lies
You beguile with your big blue eyes
You sought to wow and improvise
But just convey a side we will despise

He gets up, adores himself with homespun
And blares no business czars can be the guy
Who built his site, it’s government, the strong one
It’s ‘cause they laid the plans to spread the pie

You ponder how he ever got this hazy
He winks and starts a ploy to be so cool
As he required a solar loan so crazy
And now he yawns and says it was a jewel

Why, oh why, slogan “hope and a-change” rings
He let it go to hell, he didn’t lead
Not so sunny, now this new strife comes with old strings
He’s still the same old socialist to me

You have tried your Ryan lies
You beguile with your big blue eyes
You sought to wow and improvise
But just convey a side we will despise
But just convey a side we just despise
Funny, but your ride we just despise.