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Song Parodies -> "It Blows (That I Can't Lick Their Toes)"
Original Song Title:
"Love Grows (Where My Rosemary Goes)"
Original Performer:
Edison Lighthouse
Parody Song Title:
"It Blows (That I Can't Lick Their Toes)"
Parody Written by:
A Room Full Of Monkeys
The Lyrics
Another simian song from the Monkey Room, courtesy of Arwen and Johnny D ..... AMSTERDAM, Netherlands (Reuters) -- Unsolicited toe-licking would be banned in the Netherlands under a law sought by the Dutch Labor party after police were unable to prosecute a would-be Casanova with a taste for female toes because he had committed no crime. .......... http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/08/06/crime.toes.reut/index.html
Dutch ho's cost you money
Their clothes are kinda funny
Their hair is kinda wild and free
Oh but it blows
That I can't lick their toes
On Amsterdam's city streets
They walk kinda slinky
Their perfume's kinda stinky
And they need some Listerine
Oh but it blows
That I can't lick their toes
Oh woe is a schmo like me
There's somethin' about their feet that I find
Blows my fetishist mind
And I've just gotta sa-ay
They've really got a magical smell
And they're stinkin' like hell
But I can't pull away
I'm a fetish-fella
And I've just gotta tell ya
That I love their girly feet
Oh but it blows
That I can't lick their toes
Rent videos - lick the screen!
There's somethin' about their toes that I like
While they're riding a bike
Pedal-pumping awa-ay
Their toe-jam has a magical smell
And it tastes like hair-gel
Mixed with sweat and Ben-Gay
I'm a sicko-stalker
Of every barefoot walker
Who's female with sexy feet
And now it blows
That I can't lick their toes
Oh no more toe-jam to eat!
(fade out)
Cops are watching every place I've been
Oh woe is a schmo like me
When I lick toes, sometimes I get kicked-nose
Oh woe is a schmo like me
La la la --- believe me when you feel me
Oh woe is a schmo like me
Their clothes are kinda funny
Their hair is kinda wild and free
Oh but it blows
That I can't lick their toes
On Amsterdam's city streets
They walk kinda slinky
Their perfume's kinda stinky
And they need some Listerine
Oh but it blows
That I can't lick their toes
Oh woe is a schmo like me
There's somethin' about their feet that I find
Blows my fetishist mind
And I've just gotta sa-ay
They've really got a magical smell
And they're stinkin' like hell
But I can't pull away
I'm a fetish-fella
And I've just gotta tell ya
That I love their girly feet
Oh but it blows
That I can't lick their toes
Rent videos - lick the screen!
There's somethin' about their toes that I like
While they're riding a bike
Pedal-pumping awa-ay
Their toe-jam has a magical smell
And it tastes like hair-gel
Mixed with sweat and Ben-Gay
I'm a sicko-stalker
Of every barefoot walker
Who's female with sexy feet
And now it blows
That I can't lick their toes
Oh no more toe-jam to eat!
(fade out)
Cops are watching every place I've been
Oh woe is a schmo like me
When I lick toes, sometimes I get kicked-nose
Oh woe is a schmo like me
La la la --- believe me when you feel me
Oh woe is a schmo like me
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'dam funny. 15 toes.
DKTOS, but some great lines.
This is one of your most disgusting songs ever. Great work on the rhymes. There's a club for foot fetishists in New York--maybe that guy needs to go there--or write more parodies? d;:^)
i guess there's no reason for me to visit amsterdam, then....5s
Ugh...wish I new the original...I think...
On behalf of our charming and lovely Monkey-Queen-Of-The-Jungle Arwen, as well as myself, Johnny Chimpan-D, thank you all, ooo ooo ooo eee eee eee ah ah ah!
The thump you may have just heard was me falling on the floor laughing. May I send the link to my buddy with the foot fetish? Kudos and fives, Arwen & Johnny!
After this one, Arwen will be allowed. What an improvement on the original tune.
Allowed to do what, Robert? Lick your toes? Yowza!
I really can't take a lot of credit for this...I suggested the original and thought up 2 lines...and then I come back from vacation to find myself linked to the gloriously talented Mr. D. GREAT JOB on the brunt of the song, JD!!
You all know that I'll take ALL the praise you guys can throw...so thanks anyway...hehehe...=)
I really can't take a lot of credit for this...I suggested the original and thought up 2 lines...and then I come back from vacation to find myself linked to the gloriously talented Mr. D. GREAT JOB on the brunt of the song, JD!!
You all know that I'll take ALL the praise you guys can throw...so thanks anyway...hehehe...=)
No, Arwen - that's not my fetish. You are now allowed to come to NYC.
"that's not my fetish" ..... so, what IS your fetish, RJP ? ;-)
Oh give me a break! I was SOOO allowed before. The only reason you guys were even getting together was in hopes to lure me out there to visit...I KNOW it! ; )
Glad to hear your giving up on your denial, though, Robert...=)
Glad to hear your giving up on your denial, though, Robert...=)
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