-> "Don't Fry For Me, I Can't Eat More"
Original Song Title:
"Don't Cry For Me Argentina"
Parody Song Title:
"Don't Fry For Me, I Can't Eat More"
The Lyrics
DON'T FRY FOR ME! I CAN'T EAT MORE
It won't be easy
But must be done;
When I think of the size that I am,
And the way that I feel
Isn't healthy at all.
You must believe me,
As you can see I'm the girl you once knew
Though double the size that I was.
I used to be fancied by you.
Then something went and happened,
I put on weight,
Couldn't stop eating things that I liked,
Sneaking down to the kitchen
Every hour of the day.
I just kept eating.
Boxes of chocolates and biscuits galore,
I even had chips with my chips,
The cravings I had were too great.
Don't fry for me, I can't eat more,
The truth is I've turned a corner.
A new beginning, I'm on a diet,
It's not that easy, but thought I'd try it.
As for the future
It's up to me.
I want to be size eight again,
To get into the clothes
That I had long ago.
I'm quite determined,
Doing some things that I've not tried before,
Like going for walks every day.
Instead of just lounging at home.
Don't fry for me, I can't eat more,
The truth is I've turned a corner.
A new beginning, I'm on a diet,
It's not that easy, but thought I'd try it.
Have I done enough?
There's not much more
I can think of
That I can do.
So listen when I say
That I have changed my ways,
So I'll be back with you.
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