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Song Parodies -> "Keep Going Down"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Bring Me Down"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Electric Light Orchestra

Parody Song Title:

"Keep Going Down"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics



You got a woman who is well satisfied
You give her somethin that nothing else provides
KEEP GOING DOWN!
Down! Down! Down! Down! Down!
(AH WOO HOO)
She loves it much more than when you bang on her door
KEEP GOING DOWN!


You like to make out with her velvet drapes
You get into it with your mouth agape
KEEP GOING DOWN!
Down! Down! Down! Down! Down!
(AH WOO HOO)
She loves it much more than when you feel in her drawers
KEEP GOING DOWN!


Keep Going Down, Dooosh!
Keep Going Down, Dooosh!
Keep Going Down, Dooosh!
KEEP GOING DOWN!


While you dive for the pearls in her beaver coat
Go rescue the little man in the boat
KEEP GOING DOWN!
Down! Down! Down! Down! Down!
(AH WOO HOO)
Go paddle your oar while pleasure waves lick her shores
KEEP GOING DOWN!


You never let your neighbors sleep at night
Eight thousand nerve endings scream in delight
KEEP GOING DOWN!
Down! Down! Down! Down! Down!
(AH WOO HOO)
She’s screaming for more while someone’s pounding your door
KEEP GOING DOWN!

Keep Going Down, Dooosh!
Keep Going Down, Dooosh!
Keep Going Down, Dooosh!
KEEP GOING DOWN!


You are reminded while you're licking her stamp
Of the fresh taste you find in Van de Kamps
KEEP GOING DOWN!
Down! Down! Down! Down! Down!
(AH WOO HOO)
While flipping her tail go and deliver the mail
KEEP GOING DOWN!


The phone is ringing but your eating away
Who could be calling you at this time of day
KEEP GOING DOWN!
Down! Down! Down! Down! Down!
(AH WOO HOO)
Just get her to moan if she answers the phone
KEEP GOING DOWN!


KEEP GOING DOWN!
Down! Down! Down! Down! Down!
(AH WOO HOO)
You tongue may get sore before she gets off and pours
KEEP GOING DOWN!

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 4

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Matthias - April 23, 2010 - Report this comment
Sometimes I"m shocked what gets past the Chucky meter. A Whatfreaks parody if ever I heard one.
Lee - April 23, 2010 - Report this comment
Dirty and funny. I liked it. 5's.
UnKnownVo - April 23, 2010 - Report this comment
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