Grandma is the target of debt cutting!
G.O.P. would take her Medicare.
All these claims the press is not rebutting.
The White House wants to give the old a scare.

Hear the President in speeches:
Grandma might not get her check.
What's his reason for the breaches?
John Boehner has his boot on Grandma's neck!
Drive the elderly to crying
By the use of shameless tricks.
Just don't say that this is lying -
Rather say it's just "effective politics"!

Grandma needs an increase in debt ceiling.
Just watch our commercials on T.V.
If you don't agree you have no feeling!
So says our backers at A.A.R.P.

What we need is far more spending,
So we'll drum this in their heads.
'Though no one proposes ending
Grandma's pension or the cutting of her meds.
Our pet projects we are saving -
It's behind all our attacks.
So we cover it by raving
"We're not balancing the budget on old backs"! (Much more tax!)

Grandma's on the hit list of Tea Party!
There is not one single "but" or "if".
Watch our T.V. spot if you're a smarty:
Paul Ryan's throwing Grandma off a cliff!

On this worn-out path we're slogging.
There's a purpose that it serves.
All this flagrant demagoguing
Is planned to put a strain on Grandma's nerves.
So let's stop all this debating.
Don't leave Grandma to her fate!
Let us get back to creating
Our cherished "nanny" - not a "Nanaw" - state!

Grandma's got to help us raise taxation,
So we're there confusing senior brains.
Yet the funds will go to our fixation.
Shut up! We're gonna have our high-speed trains!

Grandma's got to help us stay elected,
So our rhetoric goes on and on.
Even though our plans are misdirected,
It will not bother Grandma - she'll be gone!!
(Spoken) She was a Republican anyway! Win The Future!!