Boris got run over by a reindeer
Walking home on Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for the Liberals and Labour they believe
He’d been drinking too much whisky
And parliament begged him about a deal
But he got quite annoyed
And he staggered out the grand door into the snow
When we found him Christmas morning
At the scene of the attack
He had hoof-prints on his forehead
And incriminating Claus marks on his back
Boris got run over by a reindeer
Corbyn will likely be quite pleased
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for the Liberals and Labour they believe
Now we're all so proud of Nigel Farage
He's been taking this so well
See him in there watching football
Drinking beer and playing cards with Jo Swinson
It's not Britain without Boris
All of the Parliament is dressed in black
And we just can't help but wonder
Should we open up his gifts
Or send them back (send them back)
Boris got run over by a reindeer
Walking home on Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for the Liberals and Labour they believe
Now the elections is on the table
With all the parties running for PM
One has the diplomatic abilities
That would just have matched the hair on Boris Johnson’s wig.
We have warned the whole populations
Better watch out for yourselves
They should never give a license
To a man who drives a sleigh
And plays with elves
Boris got run over by a reindeer
Walking home on Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for the Liberals and Labour they believe
Singin' Liberals
Boris got run over by a reindeer
Walking home on Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for the Liberals and Labour they believe
Merry Christmas