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Song Parodies -> "Good Guys Always Get Hosed"
Original Song Title:
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Elton John
Parody Song Title:
"Good Guys Always Get Hosed"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
This is a flashback to my younger days.
Why do you always date jerks?
When are you going to learn?
Most of those guys look at you
As a receptacle for their sperm
It seems you've refused me forever
I never mistreated you
I'm rather decent but you never noticed
This guy's too nice to be dating -you lose!
Yes, good guys always get hosed
It's the evil ones women all date
You won't find me in the whorehouse
I'd make someone a good mate
They like the howling old wolf in the fold
I'll never be one of those
Oh I've finally decided that as a guy
I'm one that always gets hosed
Why do they go for morons?
Why can't they just go for nice men?
It takes a few kids and a nasty divorce
I'll bet they come 'round to me then
Maybe they've learned a big lesson
They better hope I'm still around
Maybe someone has snatched me up
I'm like a bargain that no one has found
Yes, good guys always get hosed
It's the evil ones women all date
You won't find me in the whorehouse
I'd make someone a good mate
They like the howling old wolf in the fold
I'll never be one of those
Oh I've finally decided that as a guy
I'm one that always gets hosed
When are you going to learn?
Most of those guys look at you
As a receptacle for their sperm
It seems you've refused me forever
I never mistreated you
I'm rather decent but you never noticed
This guy's too nice to be dating -you lose!
Yes, good guys always get hosed
It's the evil ones women all date
You won't find me in the whorehouse
I'd make someone a good mate
They like the howling old wolf in the fold
I'll never be one of those
Oh I've finally decided that as a guy
I'm one that always gets hosed
Why do they go for morons?
Why can't they just go for nice men?
It takes a few kids and a nasty divorce
I'll bet they come 'round to me then
Maybe they've learned a big lesson
They better hope I'm still around
Maybe someone has snatched me up
I'm like a bargain that no one has found
Yes, good guys always get hosed
It's the evil ones women all date
You won't find me in the whorehouse
I'd make someone a good mate
They like the howling old wolf in the fold
I'll never be one of those
Oh I've finally decided that as a guy
I'm one that always gets hosed
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Female psychology 101 - 555! Go figure!
Blissfully brilliant.
I know the feeling. So did Chandler on Friends. Remember? "'You're so good to talk to' means, 'I'm going to be dating leather-wearing alcoholics and complaining about them... to you!'"
I hope I didn't stumble onto a female-bashing thread. :D The parody could go both ways, with a few adjustments. 5's
Thought it was gonna be about Elton's sex life; glad I was wrong.
superb parody
Excellent. And great comment, C4P.
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