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Song Parodies -> "Spaniels"
Original Song Title:
"Daniel"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Elton John
Parody Song Title:
"Spaniels"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
spaniels will turn your hair white when you train
you should see that big boy fight...headin' for spayin'
oh and...i thought that spaniels were a good buy
god, i hate those spaniels
damn evil hounds in my eye
they say dogs are pretty..mine's pretty damn mean
those spaniels ruin the whole place...cause they're always peein'
oh...and i should know...cause i clean it up
lord, i hate spaniels
oh...i hate them...so much
spaniels, i'd smother
but they're...bigger than me
and they would cause me pain
and leave scars, slow to heal
but if they died
i'd be so glad inside
spaniels...should be barred
and erased far and wide
spaniels are locked up tonight..on a chain
i don't want to suffer bites
i don't like pain
oh, and...i thought that spaniels were a good buy
god, i hate these spaniels
damn evil hounds in my eye
oh god...i hate these spaniels
damn evil hounds in my eye
you should see that big boy fight...headin' for spayin'
oh and...i thought that spaniels were a good buy
god, i hate those spaniels
damn evil hounds in my eye
they say dogs are pretty..mine's pretty damn mean
those spaniels ruin the whole place...cause they're always peein'
oh...and i should know...cause i clean it up
lord, i hate spaniels
oh...i hate them...so much
spaniels, i'd smother
but they're...bigger than me
and they would cause me pain
and leave scars, slow to heal
but if they died
i'd be so glad inside
spaniels...should be barred
and erased far and wide
spaniels are locked up tonight..on a chain
i don't want to suffer bites
i don't like pain
oh, and...i thought that spaniels were a good buy
god, i hate these spaniels
damn evil hounds in my eye
oh god...i hate these spaniels
damn evil hounds in my eye
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Fetch some fives.
Man, I LOVE this one, alvin..."spaniels, i'd smother..." just absolutely busted me up...I was HOWLING like a canine...and speaking of 'nines'...uhh...the most I can give you is 'fives'...
hyuk, hyuk. good one :-) 555
thanks john paul and rick
Whee doggies!...as Jedd C. used to say...good doggy parody..
thanks AFW
BRILLIANT rhyming of parody-syllables to the corresponding original-song-syllables! For example, "headin' for spayin' oh and" ... great work, alvin! 5s
three 5's and a big juicy dog bone
Good one, Alvin. The idea of someone being smaller than a spaniel, by itself, is hilarious. Maybe leprechauns and gnomes should reconsider before they take in a pet larger than a hamster.
thanks johnny carol and dutchman
Barking mad and brilliant Alvin! 555
A breed with a checkered past. Nix on anyone who doesn't give this a five.
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