-> "Ganja, Pills And Gin"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Candle In The Wind"
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				Parody Song Title: 
"Ganja, Pills And Gin"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			goodbye normal genes
though i never..used you, at all
i'd have a taste and drug myself
around the room, i'd crawl
things crawled out of the woodwork
and they whispered as they came
i'd veg out on some pain pills
and i would not know my name
and it seems to me
i led my life...high on ganja, pills and gin
always needing drugs to get through
when the roof caved in
and i would have liked to known you
but now i've hit the skids
my mind was burned out long before
i finally flipped my lid
withdrawal can be tough
the toughest men will howl and bray
smack created a psyche, scarred
and pain is the price you pay
many folks have died
and their ghosts have haunted you
i was busted yesterday
and some heroin...was found...on this dude
and it seems to me
i led my life...high on ganja, pills and gin
always needing drugs to get through
when the roof caved in
and i would have liked to known you
but now i've hit the skids
my mind was burned out long before
i finally flipped my lid
goodbye normal genes
from this young man in his...personal death row
who's strung out on something...pharmaceutical
more messed up, now...merrily, i go
and it seems to me
i led my life...high on ganja, pills and gin
always needing drugs to get through
when the roof caved in
and i would have liked to known you
but now i've hit the skids
my mind was burned out long before
i finally flipped my lid
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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