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Song Parodies -> "Bar Money"
Original Song Title:
"Harmony"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Elton John
Parody Song Title:
"Bar Money"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
Hello, lager, hello
Haven't been s**t-faced for a while
But it's now Miller time for me
And now I think I'll get a bit wild
Hello, I belched, hello
Is this the only dive I seem to know?
In here there's only men and it smells bad
It is in here I'll start my three –day bender and blow
Bar money and me
We're parting our company
Looking for that high-land
Down my throat so drunkedly
Bar money, gee I really spend it
I wish I had it forever
But soon supplies will sever, sever, sever
No more bar money
Hello, gutter hello
Open up my mouth and let the upchuck flow
You're not so lucky knowing me
Keeping a job no mo
I'm quite a case with unshaven face
I'm stealing the dough, say hello, hello
Bar money and me
We're parting our company
Looking for that high-land
Down my throat so drunkedly
Bar money, gee I really spend it
I wish I had it forever
But soon supplies will sever, sever, sever
No more bar money
Haven't been s**t-faced for a while
But it's now Miller time for me
And now I think I'll get a bit wild
Hello, I belched, hello
Is this the only dive I seem to know?
In here there's only men and it smells bad
It is in here I'll start my three –day bender and blow
Bar money and me
We're parting our company
Looking for that high-land
Down my throat so drunkedly
Bar money, gee I really spend it
I wish I had it forever
But soon supplies will sever, sever, sever
No more bar money
Hello, gutter hello
Open up my mouth and let the upchuck flow
You're not so lucky knowing me
Keeping a job no mo
I'm quite a case with unshaven face
I'm stealing the dough, say hello, hello
Bar money and me
We're parting our company
Looking for that high-land
Down my throat so drunkedly
Bar money, gee I really spend it
I wish I had it forever
But soon supplies will sever, sever, sever
No more bar money
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's ver goo.hic! I know jush wayya mean. Cheersh!
ah, almost my favourite Elton song (maybe my favourite in fact) and you've honoured it perfectly, Rick - 555
Great job, Mr. Drunken...er...Duncan.
DKTOS, but very funny
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