-> "Sucky Bat"
Original Song Title:
"Honky Cat"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Sucky Bat"
The Lyrics
when i looked back
boy, i know i'd been seen
flappin' with effront'ry
fixin' to get mean
so i started dancin'
tryin' to zig and wind
until i saw this awful sight
i thought bats were kind
i said..get back...sucky bat
never get fat on my blood
well i'll...swat your face
for my...poor neck's sake
and oh-oh-oh-oh
you chase me and i'll fix ya good
you better get back..sucky bat
vicious and unpretty as a sewer rat
he's like tryin' to grab hold of this...hair of mine
its like...startin' to get risky
cause he's wantin' to dine
well, i threw some hooks
and i threw a tangerine
he flew up...high, all crazy
then he..shrieked and screamed
i'd hoped he'd...go back home
well, guess he had me fooled
i said...believe he's now bored
this concludes our duel
i said..get back...sucky bat
never get fat on my blood
well i'll...swat your face
for my...poor neck's sake
and oh-oh-oh-oh
you chase me and i'll fix ya good
you better get back..sucky bat
vicious and unpretty as a sewer rat
he's like tryin' to grab hold of this...hair of mine
its like...startin' to get risky
cause he's wantin' to dine
now, this cave's my home
boy, i'm hangin' from my arms
livin' as a vampire, boy
i wanna eat some hearts
and here i must stay
where the sun don't glow
how can i stop
when the blood must flow
i said..get back...sucky bat
never get fat on my blood
well i'll...swat your face
for my...poor neck's sake
and oh-oh-oh-oh
you chase me and i'll fix ya good
you better get back..sucky bat
vicious and unpretty as a sewer rat
he's like tryin' to grab hold of this...hair of mine
its like...startin' to get risky
cause he's wantin' to dine
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