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Song Parodies -> "Goodbye Yellow, Sick Toad"
Original Song Title:
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Elton John
Parody Song Title:
"Goodbye Yellow, Sick Toad"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
You think it's easy to write a parody about this guy? You try coming up with a rhyme for "Ahmadinejad"!
(instrumental opening)
Look where this guy has come down.
Wants to take all Israel's land.
He's already done too much harm.
He only listens to turbaned old man!
You know we can't take him forever.
He makes us throw up, it's true.
Of course, in present, in Iraq, we're mopin'.
That boy is lucky that Bush has
no clues!
Oh-whoa-whoa...
Oh-whoa-whoa...
But goodbye, you yellow, sick toad
and don't ever come back to New York!
Columbia gave you a penthouse
but back to Tehran, you big dork!
Back to your totalitarian land!
Back to your cave-like abode!
Oh, I've finally decided to zap your lies!
Goodbye, you yellow, sick toad!
Oh-whoa-whoa...
Oh-whoa-whoa...
Oy!
What did you think he'd do here?
See site where were crashed the planes?
It would take us a couple of vodker and tonics
to have to relive that again!
Maybe there'll be a replacment.
Would that not be wonderful sound?
Mongrel... to be killed like Kenny
except he would remain way down in
the ground!
Oh-whoa-whoa...
Oh-whoa-whoa...
But goodbye, you yellow, sick toad
and don't ever come back to New York!
Columbia gave you a penthouse
but back to Tehran, you big dork!
Back to your totalitarian land!
Back to your cave-like abode!
Oh, I've finally decided to zap your lies!
Goodbye, you yellow, sick toad!
Oh-whoa-whoa...
Oh-whoa-whoa...
Oy!
Look where this guy has come down.
Wants to take all Israel's land.
He's already done too much harm.
He only listens to turbaned old man!
You know we can't take him forever.
He makes us throw up, it's true.
Of course, in present, in Iraq, we're mopin'.
That boy is lucky that Bush has
no clues!
Oh-whoa-whoa...
Oh-whoa-whoa...
But goodbye, you yellow, sick toad
and don't ever come back to New York!
Columbia gave you a penthouse
but back to Tehran, you big dork!
Back to your totalitarian land!
Back to your cave-like abode!
Oh, I've finally decided to zap your lies!
Goodbye, you yellow, sick toad!
Oh-whoa-whoa...
Oh-whoa-whoa...
Oy!
What did you think he'd do here?
See site where were crashed the planes?
It would take us a couple of vodker and tonics
to have to relive that again!
Maybe there'll be a replacment.
Would that not be wonderful sound?
Mongrel... to be killed like Kenny
except he would remain way down in
the ground!
Oh-whoa-whoa...
Oh-whoa-whoa...
But goodbye, you yellow, sick toad
and don't ever come back to New York!
Columbia gave you a penthouse
but back to Tehran, you big dork!
Back to your totalitarian land!
Back to your cave-like abode!
Oh, I've finally decided to zap your lies!
Goodbye, you yellow, sick toad!
Oh-whoa-whoa...
Oh-whoa-whoa...
Oy!
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Ahmadinejad: A compelling argument for temporary suspension of diplomatic immunity. Nice parody and no, I can't come up with a rhyme for a name that sounds like the sound made by a choking cat.
A passionate parody that leaves no holds barred!
toadally funny
Who put the "Ommmm..." in Ahmadinejad? Who?
Who put the "ran" in Iran Islamic Kingdom?
Good one. 555
Who put the "ran" in Iran Islamic Kingdom?
Good one. 555
It was hard coming up with something for this guy. The closest I could come to "Ahmadinejad" was "Aqualung my friend," and that wouldn't have worked for the whole song. Mason: If only it were that simple, but if we didn't honor it, who would honor it for us? Tommy: It sounds more like someone took the "Om" OUT of Ahmadinejad. Maybe if he did some meditation, it would help!
How about "Am a dipsh*t, mad"? So so long to this Farsical fanatic. Excellent job, BTW.
555
If only Khatami were still in power... 5-5-5
I like how you snuck South Park in there. Too bad they all were not like Kenny - not even one. Ah-MA- man needs one of his own nukes shot up in his interior minister where the sun don't shine. Nice parody Mike.
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