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Song Parodies -> "Baggage Claim"
Original Song Title:
"Rocket Man"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Elton John
Parody Song Title:
"Baggage Claim"
Parody Written by:
Lionel Mertens
The Lyrics
They’ve lost my bags too bad
So sad
Airline schmucks struck again
And I’ll really get mad
If they don’t find them
They lost my Christmas gifts
And what I had
It's prob’ly…lost in space
Or on the loading pad
And I'd bet it's leaving on a Hong Kong plane
And it won’t turn around in time to claim
They can’t seem to track wherever it is
Don’t know know know…
Where my luggage went
Baggage Claim
Loosing all my stuff - I’m really pissed
I got right in his face and told the man
I’m mad and hot as hell
But it seems like you don’t really…
Give a damn
Yo! I want service, not advertisements
It’s not my job I don’t know where
My luggage went
My luggage went
And I'd bet it's leaving on a Hong Kong plane
And it won’t turn around in time to claim
They can’t seem to track wherever it is
Don’t know know know
Where my Luggage went
Baggage Claim
Loosing all my bags - I’m really pissed
And I bet they're leaving on a Hong Kong plane
And I bet they'e leaving on a Hong Kong plane
And I bet they're leaving on a Hong Kong plane
So sad
Airline schmucks struck again
And I’ll really get mad
If they don’t find them
They lost my Christmas gifts
And what I had
It's prob’ly…lost in space
Or on the loading pad
And I'd bet it's leaving on a Hong Kong plane
And it won’t turn around in time to claim
They can’t seem to track wherever it is
Don’t know know know…
Where my luggage went
Baggage Claim
Loosing all my stuff - I’m really pissed
I got right in his face and told the man
I’m mad and hot as hell
But it seems like you don’t really…
Give a damn
Yo! I want service, not advertisements
It’s not my job I don’t know where
My luggage went
My luggage went
And I'd bet it's leaving on a Hong Kong plane
And it won’t turn around in time to claim
They can’t seem to track wherever it is
Don’t know know know
Where my Luggage went
Baggage Claim
Loosing all my bags - I’m really pissed
And I bet they're leaving on a Hong Kong plane
And I bet they'e leaving on a Hong Kong plane
And I bet they're leaving on a Hong Kong plane
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fits the lamentful tone of the OS well
Claim on carousel 5.
That reminds me of my first flight. I give this a 5.
Very well adapted lyrics. 5's all round.
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